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A Thoughtful (Sexist) Analysis Of The Age Old Question: Star Wars Or Star Trek by Pointy Little Head

A Thoughtful (Sexist) Analysis Of The Age Old Question: Star Wars Or Star Trek

By Pointy Little Head

This is my thoughtful (and apparently sexist) analysis of a debate that has been plaguing American society for decades. An issue that breeds a contention that has only been intensified since the dawn of the internet. That's right, what else could it be but Star Wars vs. Star Trek.

Essay | Updated Feb 10, 2013 | Reads: 48 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, science, fiction, star, wars, star, trek, joke

Baby It's Friggin' Cold Outside by Harlowe Pilgrim

Baby It's Friggin' Cold Outside

By Harlowe Pilgrim

It’s so friggin’ cold outside, I can’t believe it. I caught a snowman trying to get into my house, so he could warm his snow-ass up.

Essay | Updated Feb 9, 2013 | Reads: 379 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: cold, weather, winter, adult, humor, funny, comedy, sex

Get Naked For Valentine's by Harlowe Pilgrim

Get Naked For Valentine's

By Harlowe Pilgrim

We know that much of the time, things come down to luck. Just pure, stupid-ass, roulette wheel luck. If you’re lucky in money, then you have a lot in life. If you’re not lucky in money, then to have a lot less is your lot in life. If you’re lucky in love, then your life...

Essay | Updated Jan 19, 2013 | Reads: 2,386 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: funny, valentine, humor, valentine's, day, sex, plan, comedy, champagne, naked, nude

DON'T LOOK - JUMP!

By Redskelf

My first parachuting experience.

Essay | Updated Jan 6, 2013 | Reads: 83 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 1
Tags: parachuting, sergeant, major

LMFAO (Laughing Mayans Fool Apocalypse Obsessed) by Harlowe Pilgrim

LMFAO (Laughing Mayans Fool Apocalypse Obsessed)

By Harlowe Pilgrim

All the Mayans in the underworld must be laughing their asses off. There's nothing like kissing your own sweet ass goodbye … only to turn around and kiss it hello again. Neither your lips nor your ass knows whether you're going, or coming. So, was that it? The End of Days?

Essay | Updated Dec 24, 2012 | Reads: 810 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 3
Tags: end, of, the, word, humor, adult, funny, comedy, rapture, sex, apocalypse, four, horsemen

Do Not Water Plants Before Taking Shower

By decorum620

Lesson learned about managing the usage of well water and showering.

Essay | Updated Dec 18, 2012 | Reads: 63 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: well, shower, water, soap, toothpaste, rabid

Santa And Mrs. Claus Interview, With Harlowe Pilgrim by Harlowe Pilgrim

Santa And Mrs. Claus Interview, With Harlowe Pilgrim

By Harlowe Pilgrim

Hello, this is Harlowe Pilgrim. When my novel, Jesus Vs. Santa wrapped, I conducted a series of interviews with some of its biggest players. The following is my interview with Santa and Mrs. Claus (also known as Kris and Jessica Kringle).

Essay | Updated Nov 23, 2012 | Reads: 298 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: santa, claus, mrs, claus, humor, interview, funny, harlowe, pilgrim, jesus, vs, santa, comedy

Turkey Tyme - Thanksgiving Fun by Harlowe Pilgrim

Turkey Tyme - Thanksgiving Fun

By Harlowe Pilgrim

If ye cometh at the table, ye shall be asked to leave! Ye may laugh, however.

Essay | Updated Nov 11, 2012 | Reads: 2,123 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: thanksgiving, jokes, thanksgiving, humor, funny, adult, humor

Big Dick's Love Gloves by Harlowe Pilgrim

Big Dick's Love Gloves

By Harlowe Pilgrim

Big Dick is a porn star. You know how he got his nickname? Well, his name is Richard. And he's un-small. They also call him Thick Dick. 'Cause he ain't so bright. Which must be why LA County, CA has passed a law mandating condoms for porn stars, and requiring a permit to film sex scenes.

Essay | Updated Nov 10, 2012 | Reads: 794 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: porn, star, condom, law, la, county, adult, humor, sex, humor

Why It's Better To Be A Paperclip Than A Clothes-Peg by Juditha

Why It's Better To Be A Paperclip Than A Clothes-Peg

By Juditha

In this essay you'll find out why it's better to be a paperclip than a clothes-peg.

Essay | Updated Nov 9, 2012 | Reads: 82 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: essay, humor, nonsense, just, fun

Pop Goes The Virginity Auction by Harlowe Pilgrim

Pop Goes The Virginity Auction

By Harlowe Pilgrim

So let me get this straight … if I sell myself for sex, that makes me a whore—but if a twenty-year-old Brazilian girl auctions off her virginity, that makes her some kind of a hero? (Adult Humor)

Essay | Updated Nov 3, 2012 | Reads: 4,039 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: virgin, auction, brazilian, girl, catarina, migliorini, humor, funny

Scary Funny by Harlowe Pilgrim

Scary Funny

By Harlowe Pilgrim

A few treats for Halloween … trick or treat humor.

Essay | Updated Oct 28, 2012 | Reads: 105 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: wrapped, up, in, halloween, halloween, hookin', a, goblin, too, spirited, scary-ass, costume, she, really, gave, it, up, halloween, wisdom, frankenstein's

A Very Non-Serious Speech

By Jenna Lane

A joking, completely non serious address from the heterosexual community.

Essay | Updated Oct 18, 2012 | Reads: 151 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: gay, straight, heterosexual, rainbow, dolphins, bridge

An Open Letter To My Brain by The Ragamufin

An Open Letter To My Brain

By The Ragamufin

An open letter to my brain...

Essay | Updated Oct 18, 2012 | Reads: 131 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: letter, brain, argument, ideas, inspiration

Arnold And Me (Or Twins II) - Part Duo by Harlowe Pilgrim

Arnold And Me (Or Twins II) - Part Duo

By Harlowe Pilgrim

Hasta la vista,baby! And other insights from 'The Austrian Oak'.

Essay | Updated Oct 14, 2012 | Reads: 244 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: arnold, career, humor, maid, affair, sex, hasta, la, vista


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