Big Dick is a porn star.
You know how he got his nickname?
Well, his name is Richard. And he's un-small.
They also call him Thick Dick.
'Cause he ain't so bright.
Which must be why LA County, CA has passed a law mandating condoms for porn stars, and requiring a permit to film sex scenes.
Sick and tired of the harassment every time you saddle up to your sweetie? Is being shunned by society starting to wear on you? Have bestiality laws got you down?
This goes out to all the sick bastards out there (you know who you are)â€”who canâ€™t seem to keep your hands off the l...
Um â€¦ what the hellâ€™s a Pussy Riot?
Is it the first week back to university, after a long and lonely summer vacation? A smokinâ€™ troupe of naked comediennes? Or a drunken titty-bar brawl?
Witness my mind at work.