Sick and tired of the harassment every time you saddle up to your sweetie? Is being shunned by society starting to wear on you? Have bestiality laws got you down?
This goes out to all the sick bastards out there (you know who you are)â€”who canâ€™t seem to keep your hands off the l...
Um â€¦ what the hellâ€™s a Pussy Riot?
Is it the first week back to university, after a long and lonely summer vacation? A smokinâ€™ troupe of naked comediennes? Or a drunken titty-bar brawl?
Witness my mind at work.
Does it piss you off to be peed on? And Iâ€™m talking in the literal sense, with actual urine flowâ€”not in the figurative sense of the bad water we all wade through, just living life.
Some may be into itâ€”but for most people, if they havenâ€™t asked for a golden shower, I ...