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Big Dick's Love Gloves by Harlowe Pilgrim

Big Dick's Love Gloves

By Harlowe Pilgrim

Big Dick is a porn star. You know how he got his nickname? Well, his name is Richard. And he's un-small. They also call him Thick Dick. 'Cause he ain't so bright. Which must be why LA County, CA has passed a law mandating condoms for porn stars, and requiring a permit to film sex scenes.

Essay | Updated Nov 10, 2012 | Reads: 794 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: porn, star, condom, law, la, county, adult, humor, sex, humor

Why It's Better To Be A Paperclip Than A Clothes-Peg by Juditha

Why It's Better To Be A Paperclip Than A Clothes-Peg

By Juditha

In this essay you'll find out why it's better to be a paperclip than a clothes-peg.

Essay | Updated Nov 9, 2012 | Reads: 81 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: essay, humor, nonsense, just, fun

Pop Goes The Virginity Auction by Harlowe Pilgrim

Pop Goes The Virginity Auction

By Harlowe Pilgrim

So let me get this straight … if I sell myself for sex, that makes me a whore—but if a twenty-year-old Brazilian girl auctions off her virginity, that makes her some kind of a hero? (Adult Humor)

Essay | Updated Nov 3, 2012 | Reads: 4,038 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: virgin, auction, brazilian, girl, catarina, migliorini, humor, funny

Scary Funny by Harlowe Pilgrim

Scary Funny

By Harlowe Pilgrim

A few treats for Halloween … trick or treat humor.

Essay | Updated Oct 28, 2012 | Reads: 105 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: wrapped, up, in, halloween, halloween, hookin', a, goblin, too, spirited, scary-ass, costume, she, really, gave, it, up, halloween, wisdom, frankenstein's

A Very Non-Serious Speech

By Jenna Lane

A joking, completely non serious address from the heterosexual community.

Essay | Updated Oct 18, 2012 | Reads: 147 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: gay, straight, heterosexual, rainbow, dolphins, bridge

An Open Letter To My Brain by The Ragamufin

An Open Letter To My Brain

By The Ragamufin

An open letter to my brain...

Essay | Updated Oct 18, 2012 | Reads: 128 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: letter, brain, argument, ideas, inspiration

Arnold And Me (Or Twins II) - Part Duo by Harlowe Pilgrim

Arnold And Me (Or Twins II) - Part Duo

By Harlowe Pilgrim

Hasta la vista,baby! And other insights from 'The Austrian Oak'.

Essay | Updated Oct 14, 2012 | Reads: 244 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: arnold, career, humor, maid, affair, sex, hasta, la, vista

The Honest Cover Letter

By Larry Donnell Fowler

This humorous cover letter combines length and honesty, maybe too much of both. This letter may not get you the interview, but it might give you a laugh during your job search.

Essay | Updated Oct 8, 2012 | Reads: 66 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: cover, letter, resume, job, Interview, humor, honesty, Job, search, work, unemployed, letters, employee, unemployment, work, paycheck, vacation, interviewer, employment, hire

Arnold And Me (Or Twins II) - Part Uno by Harlowe Pilgrim

Arnold And Me (Or Twins II) - Part Uno

By Harlowe Pilgrim

"Well Arnold, I've seen all your movies, so I know that in addition to being an on-screen badass, you're a pretty funny guy. I guess that explains why you agreed to talk to me."

Essay | Updated Oct 7, 2012 | Reads: 6,166 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: arnold, affair, book, sex, humor, bodybuilding

Jesus And His Old Lady by Harlowe Pilgrim

Jesus And His Old Lady

By Harlowe Pilgrim

Jesus was married? Show me your papyrus.

Essay | Updated Sep 27, 2012 | Reads: 314 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: jesus, christ, mary, magdalene, married, humor, comedy, harlowe, pilgrim, jesus, vs, santa

The Mountain Biker And The Mad Cow

By Waldorff

A mountain biker meets a cow. Or is it a bull?

Essay | Updated Sep 23, 2012 | Reads: 64 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2
Tags: mountain, biking, cow, biking, outdoors

! Long Live The Exclamation Point!

By Shannonprusak

Essay about my love for the exclamation point.

Essay | Updated Sep 18, 2012 | Reads: 112 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1

Ode To Caffeine by Shannonprusak

Ode To Caffeine

By Shannonprusak

An essay I wrote in College about how important caffeine is to my writing.

Essay | Updated Sep 18, 2012 | Reads: 88 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: coffee

Bestiality And Ewe by Harlowe Pilgrim

Bestiality And Ewe

By Harlowe Pilgrim

Sick and tired of the harassment every time you saddle up to your sweetie? Is being shunned by society starting to wear on you? Have bestiality laws got you down? This goes out to all the sick bastards out there (you know who you are)—who can’t seem to keep your hands off the l...

Essay | Updated Sep 4, 2012 | Reads: 386 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: bestiality, humor, animal, sex, funny, story, zoophile, comedy, sick, bastards, harlowe, pilgrim, jesus, vs, santa

Crack Down On Pussy Riot by Harlowe Pilgrim

Crack Down On Pussy Riot

By Harlowe Pilgrim

Um … what the hell’s a Pussy Riot? Is it the first week back to university, after a long and lonely summer vacation? A smokin’ troupe of naked comediennes? Or a drunken titty-bar brawl? Witness my mind at work.

Essay | Updated Aug 19, 2012 | Reads: 4,810 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: pussy, riot, russian, punk, band, feminist, punk, funny, humor, harlowe, pilgrim, jesus, vs, santa


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