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The Blonde Man, The High Girl And The Dumpster

By Jennifer Donahue

I helped a high girl today, what good deed did you do today?

Essay | Updated May 30, 2013 | Reads: 160 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 1

Jesus Punks

By Jennifer Donahue

Got Jesus?

Essay | Updated May 30, 2013 | Reads: 104 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: humor, hollywood, jesus, essay

The Snapper

By Jennifer Donahue

A typical grocery store trip in Hollywood.

Essay | Updated May 30, 2013 | Reads: 112 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, comedy, essay

Everybody Needs A Headshot

By Jennifer Donahue

In Hollywood everyone needs a headshot, and that's where I come in.

Essay | Updated May 30, 2013 | Reads: 99 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, headshots, hollywood, la

Harry, Javier And Jane

By Jennifer Donahue

This is a short essay about three people I met, two fictional at a writers group I attended.

Essay | Updated May 30, 2013 | Reads: 26 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, writing, essay, personal, thoughts

Two Squirrels Jumped Onto My Head Today... by Synecdoche

Two Squirrels Jumped Onto My Head Today...

By Synecdoche

Two squirrels jumped onto my head today - a 100% true story.

Essay | Updated May 27, 2013 | Reads: 174 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: humor, squirrels, true, story

The Goose by Vvisacoolkid

The Goose

By Vvisacoolkid

An essay showing how ungrateful animals actually are.

Essay | Updated May 26, 2013 | Reads: 190 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: goose, funny, animals, appreciation

Whacking Elmo by Harlowe Pilgrim

Whacking Elmo

By Harlowe Pilgrim

Okay, here’s the situation. You’ve got an iconic TV show to put together, and one of your lead actors has gotten himself in trouble with the law. He’s a huge part of the show, and you can’t live without him—but he’s in shit so deep you can’t live...

Essay | Updated May 15, 2013 | Reads: 53 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: elmo, adult, humor, funny, sesame, street, the, godfather

How To Not Be Socially Awkward

By Brucebow

Find out How To Not Be Socially Awkward.

Essay | Updated May 14, 2013 | Reads: 396 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: social, socially, awkward, teenagers, high, school, problems, bullying, bully, teen

The Next Big Thing In Fiction

By Lacy Cornwall

I'm worried for the next generation of writers, so I'm telling them right now what they need to write about.

Essay | Updated Apr 29, 2013 | Reads: 82 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 3

It's Enough To Piss Off The Pope by Harlowe Pilgrim

It's Enough To Piss Off The Pope

By Harlowe Pilgrim

It’s enough to piss off the Pope? Well if it is, it must be really, really bad. Most of the time, the Pope just turns the other cheek—in über Christ-like fashion. But he’s only human, so you know that sometimes, things get under even his skin. They push his buttons, ...

Essay | Updated Apr 2, 2013 | Reads: 56 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: pope, adult, humor, catholic, funny, religious, jokes, harlowe, pilgrim, upskirt, foot, fetish, priests

So Much Time, So Little Change (An Excerpt)

By Thomas Sullivan

The author attempts to find an old-school barber in a gentrifying neighborhood, but fails. He lands at a sleek modern salon that changes his notion of what constitutes a "good" haircut.

Essay | Updated Mar 22, 2013 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, salon, barber, nonfiction, gentrification

Don't Eat Me Bad by Harlowe Pilgrim

Don't Eat Me Bad

By Harlowe Pilgrim

It’s a funny thing, being eaten alive.

Essay | Updated Mar 9, 2013 | Reads: 56 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: adult, humor, funny, shark, attack, blood, water, safety, jaws

I Am Not A Hero

By Sambelini

In an effort to write my autobiography, I was reduced to an essay on why no one should ever write my biography.

Essay | Updated Mar 6, 2013 | Reads: 123 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: thecontestmaker5

Feeling Flushed

By Dm Waite

How even the public bathroom is no longer a sacred place

Essay | Updated Feb 20, 2013 | Reads: 91 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1


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