Have you ever tried to explain to someone how much a particular experience sucked, but found that you lacked a common context in which to meaningfully share this information? Well the Federal Government has your back with this handy new metric system designed to let you understand exactly how mu...
This is my thoughtful (and apparently sexist) analysis of a debate that has been plaguing American society for decades. An issue that breeds a contention that has only been intensified since the dawn of the internet. That's right, what else could it be but Star Wars vs. Star Trek.
We know that much of the time, things come down to luck. Just pure, stupid-ass, roulette wheel luck.
If youâ€™re lucky in money, then you have a lot in life.
If youâ€™re not lucky in money, then to have a lot less is your lot in life.
If youâ€™re lucky in love, then your life...
All the Mayans in the underworld must be laughing their asses off.
There's nothing like kissing your own sweet ass goodbye â€¦ only to turn around and kiss it hello again. Neither your lips nor your ass knows whether you're going, or coming.
So, was that it? The End of Days?
Hello, this is Harlowe Pilgrim.
When my novel, Jesus Vs. Santa wrapped, I conducted a series of interviews with some of its biggest players. The following is my interview with Santa and Mrs. Claus (also known as Kris and Jessica Kringle).
Big Dick is a porn star.
You know how he got his nickname?
Well, his name is Richard. And he's un-small.
They also call him Thick Dick.
'Cause he ain't so bright.
Which must be why LA County, CA has passed a law mandating condoms for porn stars, and requiring a permit to film sex scenes.