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Time

By Applejacks

While I was in the Navy, I showed up late for work one morning along with three other people. We were all told to write a short essay about the importance of being on time. I decided that I couldn't take this serious so I came up with this silly essay instead. If you ever need an excuse for no...

Essay | Updated Aug 26, 2014 | Reads: 113 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: funny, humor, silly, sarcastic

The Borderline Of New Mexico

By Piratamaschioladro

An exaggerated account of what goes through the mind of an erratic woman when she wants to distract herself from the fact that her boyfriend hasn't called in days.

Essay | Updated Aug 11, 2014 | Reads: 35 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: internal, monologue, paranoia, boyfriend, personality, disorder, new, mexico

My 2 Cents-Hunting #3 by Lb Studio

My 2 Cents-Hunting #3

By Lb Studio

What we need, as a public, is very expensive gun ammunition. And a cheap cigar. Cheap cigar is a must. One must chew on a cigar while planning and executing a genuine hunt. Its the image thing. It would not be a good image for a non-smoking, non-drinking teetotaler to be target shooting or hunting.

Essay | Updated Aug 1, 2014 | Reads: 26 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: essay, humor, hunting, hunt, hobby

My 2 Cents-Irritating by Lb Studio

My 2 Cents-Irritating

By Lb Studio

There are many irritating things in everyday life. Just to be irritating, I have listed a few.

Essay | Updated Jul 25, 2014 | Reads: 44 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, essay, irritating

Why Colours

By artie1947

about using colours in phrases.

Essay | Updated Jun 30, 2014 | Reads: 51 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1

The Shank Shy Meeting Redemption by Retlaw

The Shank Shy Meeting Redemption

By Retlaw

A funny essay about the work place meeting. ****spoiler alert*** No bosses or co-workers were harm in the writing of this essay. This is for anybody that has ever attended a meeting at work and felt like they were in prison. Even if you never attend a meeting then let me be your tour guide into d...

Essay | Updated Jun 14, 2014 | Reads: 101 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, work, place, meetings, shawshank, redemption, sarcasm, shank, boss, vader, co-workers, a&e, wine, prison

Say Amen

By artie1947

a deaf couple having a conversation

Essay | Updated Jun 11, 2014 | Reads: 48 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2

Water Power To The Moon by Retlaw

Water Power To The Moon

By Retlaw

For anyone that has felt the pain of "helping" a kid with a project.

Essay | Updated May 30, 2014 | Reads: 82 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, funny, science, project, moon, sarcasm, middle, management, child, parents

I Can Even Make Superman Cry And Batman Want To Punch Me by Retlaw

I Can Even Make Superman Cry And Batman Want To Punch Me

By Retlaw

Real useless superpowers and crying. What more can you ask for?

Essay | Updated May 26, 2014 | Reads: 161 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, superpowers, heros, crying, punch, quirky

The Smell Of Fear by Retlaw

The Smell Of Fear

By Retlaw

Media scaring us into tuning in and questionable hygiene.

Essay | Updated May 23, 2014 | Reads: 189 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: media, smell, funny, humorous, sarcasm, opinion, sharks, freeway, dollar, homeless

The Laundry Room

By The Laughing Observer

Experiencing the urban communal laundry room.

Essay | Updated May 7, 2014 | Reads: 132 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: urban, experience, apartment, living

Cooking Up With CD's

By Paul Millard

With torrent sites and downloading becoming more publicized and freely available, the redundancy of physical copies of music, and media in general, is even more prevalent - and one step closer to wide-scale extinction. Here's my take on things.

Essay | Updated Feb 27, 2014 | Reads: 104 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, humour, essay, music, opinion, comedy

The Room Of Blank Expressions

By Paul Millard

A rye look at working for 'da' man, in the office environment.

Essay | Updated Feb 27, 2014 | Reads: 146 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, humour, opinion, essay

A Conversation Between Me And Myself by Macaroni Mario

A Conversation Between Me And Myself

By Macaroni Mario

I always second guess myself and now, that I'm clean and sober, AND have the fear of GOD in me, I look back with wonderment. But, all things ARE possible. :)

Essay | Updated Feb 20, 2014 | Reads: 290 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: psychophrenia, hindsight, sarcasm, you, me, myself

I WANT SEX by Macaroni Mario

I WANT SEX

By Macaroni Mario

ok. love is love. Sex is sex. Sometimes...SOMETIMES they are one. But, let's face it - most often, apples and oranges, my friend. Apples and oranges!

Essay | Updated Feb 18, 2014 | Reads: 184 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0


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