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The Problem With Having an Argument When You're Older

Miscellaneous By: Ava Rosien

Tags: Humor

The memory tends to get short as we age; unfortunate for this gentleman.

The picture reads: HIM: "What ever happened to our sexual relations?"

HER: "I don't know; I don't think we even got a Christmas card from them this year."

Submitted:Mar 27, 2013    Reads: 23    Comments: 2    Likes: 3   

He: "How long has it been?"

She: "How long has it been since what?"

He: "You know, since we had sex?"

She: "I suppose it's been awhile; I don't remember."

He: "I do, it was on my sixtieth birthday."

She: "Well then, that's not so long ago."

He: "But honey, I'm seventy now."

She: "It's been that long? Wow, times goes fast doesn't it?"

He: "So what do you think?"

She: "About what?"

He: "Sex; I'm talking about sex and having it!"

She: "Oh for God's sake Herman; you're too old to be thinking about sex!"

He: "No I'm not Erma; a man never gets too old."

She: "A man never gets too old for what?"

He: "Uh never gets too old to….uh; what were we talking about?"

She: "You don't remember what we were talking about?"

He: "No; refresh my memory Erma."

She: "You asked if you were too old to climb a ladder and clean the gutters."

He: "Well, what do you think; should I climb the ladder?"

She: "No, I think we should call someone to do it."

He: "You're probably right; I'll go give Jerry a call."

She: "Hehehee."


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