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Job applications can ask the stupidest questions.

“In case of an emergency, who should we notify?”

Um, a doctor?

Yes, because everyone knows when you have a freak hamburger-flipping accident and you’re bleeding out on the grimy floor, the first person they’re gonna call is Mom.  Yeah.  No.

Idiots.

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