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Christmas is Coming!

Miscellaneous By: bobthebuilder
Humor



Another Christmas jingle! Click on the recording, and be shocked as I sing it for you! Be sure to turn the sound down, as I do best solo(so low you can barely hear me!)


Submitted:Dec 7, 2011    Reads: 172    Comments: 47    Likes: 16   


Christmas is coming,
the holidays are near,
malls are getting crowded and the deals are here!

Carolers are singing,
festivities abound.
Winter chills and viruses are all around.

Children are joyous!
Candy abundant!
Oh, the sugar high!
Running round in circles, buying this and that,
and you can't wait for it to just end!

Family's arriving,
Dad is such a grouch,
Uncle Mike is drooling, passed out on the couch!

Decorate the house too,
your neighbors you'll impress!
Lights, a moving Santa, take it to excess!

Children are joyous!
Candy abundant!
Oh, the sugar high!
Running round in circles, buying this and that,
and you can't wait for it to just end!

Pushing and shoving,
listen to them shout!
First in line is really what it's all about!

And the mall's new Santa,
he's scary and he smells,
Holding on to Timmy as he yells, yells, yells!

Children are joyous!
Candy abundant!
Oh, the sugar high!
Running round in circles, buying this and that,
and you can't wait for it to just end!

How to keep a smile,
with madness all around?
All of this insanity you're left dumbfound!

Alcohol's the answer,
a parent's new best friend!
Numb the achy feeling as you spend, spend, spend!

Children are joyous!
Candy abundant!
Oh, the sugar high!
Running round in circles, buying this and that,
and you can't wait for it to just end!





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