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Just a little something to make you laugh! A spoof on a Christmas song, with a killer picture courtesy of Gideon Elrod.


Submitted:Nov 19, 2011    Reads: 293    Comments: 81    Likes: 40   






Santa Jaws

Oh, you better watch out,
You better not shout,
You better not swim or you'll be eaten by him!
Santa Jaws is comin to town.

He sees you when you're swimming,
He knows when you're afloat.
So you better not go swimming
or you'll end up down his throat!

Oh, you better watch out,
You better not shout.
You better not swim or you'll be eaten by him!
Santa Jaws is comin to town.

He hears your heart a pounding,
Your arms they flap and flail.
But no matter how fast you're moving
In the end you're gonna fail!

Oh, you better watch out,
You better not shout.
You better not swim or you'll be eaten by him!
Santa Jaws is comin to town.

So remember if you're surfing,
About to grab that rail,
That your old friend Jaws is waiting
For a chance to grab your tail!

Oh, you better watch out,
You better not shout.
You better not swim or you'll be eaten by him!
Santa Jaws is comin to town.





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