Happy 40th Birthday!!
Just think, you are in your 41st year already!
If you listen to the experts you are at least half way through
your life now!
(Don't worry too much………… the definition of an expert is; an ex
is an has been, and a spurt is a drip under pressure)
Just the same they do say that you achieve your best in life
during the first 40 years,
so lets have a look then!....................oh! Never mind,
they say it's best not to keep looking back (especially when
there is no need!)
So let's look forward!
Just think of all the things that will probably happen to you in
your older years;
Well…..your sight will start to deteriorate, but think of the
benefits of this, you will not have to wince every time you see
Chris in the nude, or come to think of it, yourself in the
Your hearing will start to go, but this means you won't have to
listen to all the people around you moaning and winging away at
You may also play the selective hearing card, you know only
hear what you want to hear…………….….oh sorry!You already do don't
Bit's of you will start to sag, ache or seize up, but don't worry
your memory will be such that you won't remember when you are
lying in bed….in the dark!
You're closer to getting a bus pass….and a winter fuel allowance!
You can go on Saga holidays………….…yes I know you could pass for
this now! But I mean that you may go on them without telling lies
about your age!
Anyway! When all is said and done the only way to ensure you
enjoy the rest of your life is to;
Get pissed tonight!!
Uncle Brian & Jenny xxx