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Things You Should Be Miserable About Part 1

Miscellaneous By: Broken Beauty
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Credits to Room 206 and those there at the time who helped add items to the list or were incentives for items on the list


Submitted:May 23, 2011    Reads: 23    Comments: 1    Likes: 0   


Things that you should be miserable about Part 1:

Aids

Cults

Bad morning breath

Oily skin

Nuclear warheads

No money

No job

Lack of income (see previous)

Being at least a mile high during a lighting storm

Bad accents

The band that played as the titanic went down

Being awake at 3:44 am

Looking like an idiot in front of your friends

Alter boys

STD's

World hunger

2012

rednecks

illiteracy

parts of Kentucky (the hick part)

rejection

rug burn

sun burn

bad hair cut

kidnappers

cynics

getting burnt by a hot glue gun

gluing your hands to your pants

Gluing your pants to your seat

Diarrhea

Having some that you once had deep feelings for flirt with someone else right in front of you

Girls who wear t-shirts 2 sizes smaller than what actually fits them

European men in speedos

Balls

Having your period

Having a boner on your first date

NRB (Sam Parker)

Vomiting

Superiors with inferior knowledge

Fake optical illusions that end with a terrifying image popping up on screen

People who hate Justin Beiber just to appease the crowd

People who like Justin Beiber

Hornets

Roadkill

Baby animals without any nearby parents

Seeing a family member in a porno

Polka Music at a club

Dog farts

Religious Dissonance

Bad Internet Connection





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