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bank confrontation

Miscellaneous By: brucek
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what if one day your bank refused to give you your money? just because they didn't like you? what then?


Submitted:Mar 29, 2011    Reads: 61    Comments: 0    Likes: 1   


Bank teller: Hello.

Customer: Hi, I'd like to cash this please.

B: (looks at it) Sorry, I can't.

C: What do you mean, you can't?

B: I just can't, sorry.

C: It's my check.......I've got an account here.......look, here's my drivers license......here, look.

B: I'm sorry.

C: Why not!

B: Well, if you really want to know.......we don't like you.

C: What!!! It's my money! You have to give it to me!

B: No, I mean it, we've been thinking about it and we just don't feel you deserve it.

C: It's mine!!.......Well, God damn it, what don't you like about me?

B: We just don't think you're very nice.

C: I don't care if you hate my fucking guts! Give me my money! (grabs the teller by the collar)

B: (teller motions to the security guard)

C: Go ahead and call him over. It's my money.

Guard: Hey! Hold it right there mister. (recognizes him) Oh, it's you! Don't you think you've caused enough grief already?

C: ........?

B: He seems to think we have to give him some money.

G: Really? (to the customer) Don't you realize how much they don't like you here?

C: What have I done?

G: You'd better come with me, you have a lot of explaining to do.

C: What have I done?





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