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imagined last words (old notebooks)

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Submitted:Apr 27, 2011    Reads: 51    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


IMAGINED LAST WORDS

Woody Allen: "Don't sell my clarinet."

Bacon: "You know all those plays and poems? Well......"

Beethoven: "What?"

Ceaser: "Oh Brutus, do you have the time?"

Darwin: "Get that filthy ape out of here!"

Descartes: "I think I'm dying."

U. S. Grant: "Hand me that bottle, Doc."

Joan of Arc: "Aghghghghgh!"

Marie Antoinette: "What happens when you pull that lever?"

Michaelangelo: "Help me to roll over Guisepe, I'm tired of looking at the ceiling."

Edgar Allen Poe: "For God's sake, see who's at the door!"

Shakespeare: "No! No! I wrote that!"

Henny Youngman: "Take my life, please."





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