imagined last words (old notebooks)

IMAGINED LAST WORDS

Woody Allen:  "Don't sell my clarinet."

Bacon:  "You know all those plays and poems?  Well......"

Beethoven:  "What?"

Ceaser:  "Oh Brutus, do you have the time?"

Darwin:  "Get that filthy ape out of here!"

Descartes:  "I think I'm dying."

U. S. Grant:  "Hand me that bottle, Doc."

Joan of Arc:  "Aghghghghgh!"

Marie Antoinette:  "What happens when you pull that lever?"

Michaelangelo:  "Help me to roll over Guisepe, I'm tired of looking at the ceiling."

Edgar Allen Poe:  "For God's sake, see who's at the door!"

Shakespeare:  "No!  No!  I wrote that!"

Henny Youngman:  "Take my life, please."