He has three pant legs for all of his trousers --two of them he uses for his legs.
He pays other people to chew his food for him.
For him, breathing is optional.
Even his pets have pets.
Wherever he is suddenly becomes a vacation destination.
When he golfs he drives off the "impossible" tees.
He is the most interesting man in the world. "I don't always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friends."
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