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this is about our big black dog, missie. (what a good dog you are!)


Submitted:Sep 6, 2011    Reads: 16    Comments: 10    Likes: 7   


Our dog is our number one suspect whenever food is missing.

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Our dog makes a very cozy footrest.

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Our dog is number three on our "most smelly things in our house" list.

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Our dog is proof of the phrase "black is beautiful".

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Our dog snores like a frieght train.

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Our dog daily consumes five times her own weight in dog food, and yet always has room for table scraps.

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Our dog has the prettiest brown eyes anyone has ever seen.

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Our dog thinks that other dog's rear ends smell incredibly fascinating.

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Our dog doesn't know how to stop loving.

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Our dog always tries to find the absolute perfect spot to "do her business".

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Our dog thinks that every other dog wants to be her very best friend.

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Our dog won't be satisfied until she's smelled every disgusting thing there is to smell.

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Our dog will never be out-wagged.

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Our dog will one day lose her nose to the fluffy white cat from hell.

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Our dog has four rules that she lives by:

1. If it's not moving, eat it.

2. If it is moving, try to eat it.

3. If it smells good, eat it. It will be delicious.

4. If it smells horrible, eat it. It will probably be delicious.

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Our dog has a beautiful, shiny black coat.

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Our dog would make a beautiful, shiny black coat.





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