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some short silly stuff for you and all your friends (assuming you have any)

Miscellaneous By: brucek
Humor



just some silly stuff. not gonna change the world or anything. at least i hope not. and if they do, let's hope they change the world for the better, instead of causing it to vaporize into oblivion. i'd HATE to be the cause of THAT. (just wanted to go on record. just in case. ya know?)


Submitted:Jun 15, 2013    Reads: 27    Comments: 4    Likes: 3   


I recently wrote a piece where I described various body parts that confused me. When I reached my nether region, I skipped over it to avoid shocking myself. However, while traveling on vacation, and having nothing else better to do, I decided to list as many phrases for that area that I could think of. If I had to make them up, all the better. I thought of "the land down under," "where business meets pleasure," and "where Hairy met Sally," but then I ran out of ideas. I hope you don't think I'm a dick in a mystical land of enchantment if I end this piece now. There's only so many ways of describing Johnny Thunder and his castanets. Sorry.

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BUSINESS ANAGRAMS (PART 1)

Mobil

More

Oil?

Boy

I'm

Lubed!

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I went to the bank today to cash in my change. The teller was amazingly pretty. I handed over my change, and she took it to the coin counting machine in the back room. As I stood there waiting, I wished I had brought in a more complicated transaction. One that would have allowed me to spend more time with the lovely vision that worked behind the counter. She brought back my money far too soon. As I put the $14.59 in my pocket, I had an idea. I took the 59 cents back out, handed it to the teller, and told her I wanted to have my change cashed in. She then took my change to the coin counting machine in the back room. By this method I was able to spend all afternoon with her. Did I mention she was amazingly pretty? Not too bright though.





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