they say they found our cat! (old notebooks)

"Someone wants to talk to you on the telephone dear!"

"OK," (takes the phone) "Hello?.........yes?..........what?..........yes?...........no..........goodbye."

"Who was it?"

"They didn't say."

"Well, what did they want?"

RRRRRING!

"Hello? Yeah, OK. They want to talk to you again."

"What!?.........why?...........OK............yes...........yes.............huh?..........OK, bye."

"What!?"

"They say they found our cat!"

"But we don't own a cat!"

"They say it's ours and we have to come over and take it off their hands."

"What does this cat look like?"

"Well, they say it's twelve feet long, has scales and a long tail, and a huge mouth with sharp teeth."

"That's not a cat! That's an alligator!"

"Did we lose an alligator?"

"I don't remember."

"I think we should go down there and see if it looks familiar."

"Whatever you say dear."