Bank teller: Hello.
Customer: Hi, I'd like to cash this please.
B: (looks at it) Sorry, I can't.
C: What do you mean, you can't?
B: I just can't, sorry.
C: It's my check.......I've got an account here........look, here's my drivers license.......here, look.
B: I'm sorry.
C: Why not!
B: Well, if you really want to know........we don't like you.
C: What!!! It's my money! You have to give it to me!
B: No, I mean it, we've been thinking about it and we just don't feel you deserve it.
C: It's mine!!......Well, God damn it, what don't you like about me?
B: We just don't think you're very nice.
C: I don't care if you hate my fucking guts! Give me my money! (grabs the teller by the collar)
B: (teller motions to the security guard)
C: Go ahead and call him over. It's my money.
Guard: Hey! Hold it right there mister. (recognizes him) Oh, It's you! Don't you think you've caused enough grief already?
C: ..........?
B: He seems to think we have to give him some money.
G: Really? (to the customer) Don't you realize how much they don't like you here?
C: What have I done?
G: You'd better come with me, you have a lot of explaining to do.
C: What have I done?
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