THIS IS A JOKE:
Fish vs. Cats:
Who will win??
Only have to clean their tank once a week.
Easier to feed and maintain.
Don't wake you up at 6:00 a.m.
Don't damage ANYTHING that you care about.
Don't physically harm you. (Mentally, perhaps)
Taste better fried.
You can always pretend they love you, because they show no emotion.
When they die, they always are easier to flush, no matter how fat they. Much easier!!!!
Fish don't cough up hairballs.
No stinky litter boxes… PU
Always grouchy, except when they're eating.
Wake you up at 6:00
They eat goldfish because they're jealous (See Fish)
They shed WAY too much, mostly on furniture.
If you have a hairless cat, you might as well have gotten a rat. It's a LOT cheaper.
Please comment about which one you like best, along with a good reason.