Hmmmm Things

SON OF A BITCH... Naw that bitch is on birth control. (The PG version Son of a biscuit is even funnier I think.) FUCK YOU... No thank you I already have an STD. DICKHEAD... Really I'm not sure I'm that smart but thanks for the compliment clitface. CUNT.... You're British right?? If not British and a complimentary term for sweet pussy then proceed to plan B and feign hearing impairment. "Use a British accent, " I'm sorry what was that you said you filthy whore." A hand to your ear to indicate I can't hear you would be effective as well. PUSSY.... (Response For men standard) yes please may I have another. (Response for women standard) yes I own one and I take it out for a walk and some catnip every day. Why do you ask?