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Random funnies outside of classes!

Miscellaneous By: ChihiroRin
Humor


Ooh joy!


Submitted:May 13, 2010    Reads: 81    Comments: 8    Likes: 2   


Funny stuff otherwise

-Ambulance runs by-

Caity: Something must be burning!

Paul: That's an ambulance Caity, nice try.

Caity: Um...... HEARTBURN!
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-puts a yellow chip clip on my nose-

Caity: You're a duck.

Me: Quack :D
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Josh (Naruto): Umm, that depends. Do bitter rivals like to do sex to each other?

Me (Sakura): If their names are David Bowie and Mick Jagger they do~.
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Me: Anne, what do you have for fruit?

Anne: ... MOM, WHAT'S FRUIT?!
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Amine: I feel horrible now...

Me: Why?

Amine: Because I actually wanted to cum normal!

Me: Awwwe shit this is SO uncleanable!!!
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Amine: Ow! That's not warm that's hot!
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Amine: The mic volume thing was gonna fall in!.. Get outta there you weirdo :3
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Me: So you got a sex change so now you're a lamp?

Amine: SHUT UP! IT WORKS! XD
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Me: Do you need me to smack i--Wait.
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Amine: I can't stick my finger in! That's like anal!

Me: Only opposite? >_>
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Me: Rubbing?

Amine: No...

Me: You're allowed to! XD

Amine: Ooh! Then I was. :D
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Amine: Ooh shit I'm gonna cum... Oohhh god ooh shit.. Awe shit... XD
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Amine: Why do I have no pants on?
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Me: You're hypnotized.

Amine: Yeah.

Me: XD Why?

Amine: It's just like "Woah. They're moving."
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Kyle: you really sure? i'm pretty sure you're the only non-pornstar who can put a smilely face after "face-fuck me".
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Me: Tweety bird turns 62!!

Amine: Ew, it's old.

Me: Ooh, I bet old people LOVE YOU!
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Me: I found a tree in my moms overstuffed chest.
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Amine: It's all thanks to our parents... Who made us born... XD
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Amine: I wanna frogen yo-- Wait, what the fuck is frogen?!
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Amine: did I get it right?

Me: Trail.

Amine: Arrrgh FLIBBITY FLOO.
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Amine: I love you.

Me: THAT'S A LIE!

Amine: HOW?

Me: Ooh god sorry I was watching a commercial, I love you too! XD
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Amine: RARW
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Me: Lookit the name!

Amine: I dunno. It looks like Fernando.

Me: It says Amine stoopid! XD
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Me: It's good. I mean, it's really gory, and really... Boobs, but yeah.
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Amine: Bull Moose... Sounds like a, like a shampoo.
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Amine: You said Hoe.. Ooh!
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Me: Don't repress it! You'll explode all over Amine!

Amine: No, no, he's just pissed.

Me: Ooh my gasp I just realized what I said.
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Amine: -rubs your clit-

Matt: What?
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GO EXPLODE.
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Amine: Okay, this laptop is REALLY warming up my crotch. XD
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Amine: Ooh my god, you didn't have to flail your BODY XD
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Amine: Andre=fondling.
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Amine: Ow, that's warm.. Wait, what?!
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Amine: Yes, Alex, because I have a lip on my foot.
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Amine: It's a sea whale.. Wait what the fuck is a sea whale?!
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Amine: AAAWEEE NOES!!! I'M HAVING SUCH A BAD EXPERIENCE!!!
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Me: BUNNY!!!

Amine: Where?!

Me: In yer butt o-o

Amine: Ooh no..

Me: Hehe.. XD

Amine: I'm scared. When will it come out?!..
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Amine: Gimme yo fohead!

Me: Ooh, I thought you said full head! XD
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More to come!<3





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