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The random things that happen in class :'D

Miscellaneous By: ChihiroRin
Humor


Just some random funny things that happen in class. Have 'em all on a note! And I couldn't help but giggle in the middle of a test while reading over these.


Submitted:May 13, 2010    Reads: 75    Comments: 9    Likes: 2   


Funny Notes That Happen In School

I thought that "Electron" said "Erection" XD
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Mrs. Bailey says: Get out your RIPSAC! XD
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Rory: Hi the--

Me: *holds up my froggy bracelet* Ribbit.
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Rory soooooo digs me XD
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*drops a little bit of water on pure sodium*

-KABOOOOMMMMMM-
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*yawwwwwn-- bops Kaylee in the head* ._. Ewps.
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Me: NUNZY STOP STARING AT MY CHEST!

Nunzy: .......... *stares again*
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Mrs. Bailey: "Pretend you're a little midget person going around the room."
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I thought Mrs. Bailey said "porn star" instead of "corn starch"
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Samm: *GASP* THAT IS FALSE!!!

Mr. Wescott: You are really loud.
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-A good teacher doesn't call you stupid-

Nick: Then Mrs. Avore isn't even a teacher, cause she calls me a twit!
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Mr. Sheonard: See, we were thinking on that one!

My response: XD
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Caity: Well, I would so want you to hit her.

Me: Yeah, just show me where she lives, I'll hit her..... In her sleep.

Caity: *laughs* Let's ding-dong-ditch her house!!

Me: Yeah!! And... And I'll get a giant turtle costume and get on my hands and knees and crawl around!

Us: *laughing*
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Jacob: AD.. Um, it's like, Amino Domino or something.
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Matt: Mess free, stress free.

Me: Did you say stress rape? XD
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*throws a pencil almost at John* ....... Oops ./////.;;
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Patrick: It's Unununium!
Taylor: It doesn't have a U between it you ding-dong!
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Anne: Moo.

Me: Did you just say boob? XD
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Mrs Bailey: So, does he have a special diet for that?

Josh: My mom?
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Nick: Once, I jumped on my dogs back, and I broke it. I did it a lot, too.

Me and Mike: XD!!!
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Kaylee: Ring ring! Ring!

Me: Ring ring.

Kaylee: Hello?

Me: Ring ring.

Kaylee: Hello??

Me: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-Kaylee:Aww...-eeeeeeeeeep
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Samm: HOW DO YOU SPELL OPINION?!

Nick: O-P-I-O-N.
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Nick: No, an abortion can't destroy a baby. A BOMB can destroy a baby.

Samm: Did you just say you can egg a baby?
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Nick: Sam is a very.... Dead person. There, that works.
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Justin: I have a katana made of sword!
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Taylor: Okay, I'll be Willis! "Grrr... I'm a monkeys uncle..."
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Someone: The girls have more reasons than guys.

Bella: That's because girls have brains.
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Miranda: Cuz you're a mean evil meanie.
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Mrs. Bailey: So, what's true about periods?

My quiet response: They hurt like a b&!%.
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Kaylee: Why did they use snowballs?

Me: I know right? It's like; "Ooh nooo!!! Frozen water droplets packed together in a very unstable ball!! Eeeekkk!!!"
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Michala: Where did the Boston Massacre take place?
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What're you looking at you.... Infantile stupid... Yeah, damn you and such...
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Samm: Okay, there are three daughters.

D1: Dad, how'd I get my name?

Father: A rose petal fell on your head, so we named you rose.

D2: Dad, how'd I get my name?

Father: A violet petal fell on your head, so we named you violet.

D3: Aaaghubarrrbehhh!!!

Father: Shut up, Cinderblock.
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Mr. Wescott: How were the Irish dragged into the war?

Jacob: What war?
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*quack noises*

Someone: Was that a computer?

Luke: I thought that was Miranda.
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Kaylee: I love this song! "Live Like You're Dyin!"

Me: Did you just say Leprosy?
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Mike: Yeah, be like, "Yo, Mr. H, I was all beatboxin' in language ahts, and the teacher was mackin' on my skillz!"
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Rory: I am an impressionist!

Me: Yes it will!!

Us: *looks at each other* What?
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-Mr. Wescott just walks into the room-

Jack: Mr. Wescott, can we go to the moon?
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Caleb: Can I pull your chains?

Me: Erm, no.

Caleb: I-I come on I just wanna yank your chains.

Me: Please get away from me.

Caleb: All I wanna do is-Me:Please go away!! >.< *leans near Kaylee*- pull it!

-Caleb leaves-

Me: Yeesh, that was scary.

Ari: Hey, do you wanna go out with Caleb?

Me: *shrieks in terror*
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Kate: What's today's laptop?
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Michaela: *hands Alex a tree* Really?

Anne: WOAAAHH something went down my butt!
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Anne: It means no worries, for the rest of your days~

Me: No AIDs??! :D
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Cerena: *giggles*

Me: What?

Cerena: I was looking at one of the things, and it came out as "erecting hands".
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Book Tape: I wish I was home and still in bed.

Luke: Giggity.
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Mr. Wescott: To turn your back on human society.

Ian: Anichrist!
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Megan: Where's my laptop?

Tia: In your vagina Megan.

Megan: *disgusted* Ooh...
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Rory: Hola Mademoiselle!

Me: French and Spanish... Because?

Rory: Oops.

Me: *facepalm*
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Kaylee: I'm not used to bending over like this! *bends over with hand covering neckline of shirt and holding down skirt* And then my hands aren't free!

Me: Use your mouth!
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Monica: Mark, you look like one of those... Tubby Asian dudes.. Who wear the thongs.

Me: Sumo?

Monica: Yeah... :D
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Mr Wescott: Yes, Lez aiffair (whatever)

Me: Ooh god I thought he was gonna say lesbian.
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~talking about my and Kaylee's bikinis~

Rory: *discretely points at my Jap name* They're not going to accept that.

Me: Well, I cant wear a one piece because it won't fit my boobs!!!

Rory: I meant that. *points at my name more obviously*

Me: Ooh. Shut up. XD
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Jake: Silly kids, Trix are fo-- Wait.
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Matt: Boom boom boom!

Me: Right behind me?
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Devin: Well, I'm not doing anything.

Mr: Tremblay: You're playing this too loud. I mean, some people here come to learn, and want to do things with their lives.
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Laruen: I JUST said that!

Pat: Yeah, well, I said it first.
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Me: Incest?

Mr. Wescott (talking to someone else): Yes.
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Mr. Wescott: Yeah, I'm going, Mrs. Roberts, Mrs. Bailey...

Me: Playah! >_>!
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Me: I didn't bring my book!

Mrs. Bailey: Well, bring it tomorrow or you'll be payin.

Me: Did she just call me a pan?

Michaela: No, she said you'll be paying.

Mrs. Bailey: Yeah, you'll be a financial pain.

Me: ... A financial pan?
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Funny, isn't it?!:D





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