I Was Held Accountable For First Degree BULLSHIT
I sat there, longing to go home. Longing to see Lya. Longing to
be relieved of this. But, as it turned out, being caught smoking
campus drained my permanent record of ANY vestiges. This also
away from the town and into court. Though I must pay attention,
the school's lawyer has just presented the case.
"This case is brought up over the legal betrayal of the school
laws, as well
as the moral oath taken by the parent/guardian when admitted into
O. Bin Laden Highschool."
I'm still getting used to the school being renamed after that
"Mr. Hazel, how do you plea?"
"Yes sir, I was having a tough time today, because my History
signed me up for an advanced course without my prior knowledge,"
"Is that al-"
"Please let me finish, sir. And this made me angry."
They all just stared at me.
"Well?" I asked.
"Is that all?"
"All of what?" I asked.
"And then, out of nowhere, I got punched out by this Senior."
"... is that all?"
"Well, as a first offense, these actions would have been
under the case matter, the use of drugs on school grounds is a
I didn't understand. So I put my High Honors in acting to use.
"Sir, may I take to the stand?"
"I will allow this."
"Alright. Sir, have you ever partook in cannabis?"
"Well, yes, bu-"
"You heard him, take him away!"
Several armed guards took the judge by the arms and escorted him
"Alright, so until he's out of jail in the required 60 Months. I,
Hazel, shall take the job of judge."
The jury just sat there, dumbstruck and the soliciters just
meddled to each
other. The steinographer sat up.
"... um, kid-"
"Take her away too, and until lunch, my dog, Hitler, shall be the
"Awwww...okay, so as my case was presented, the smoking was
and charged to the fullest punishment, however, given the first
the suspension is nullified, and I will only be charged with 8
community service to be done on June 6th, 2014, on my 18th
when I am legally able to testify in a real court setting.
The red-faced lawyer stood up angrily.
"Mr. Hazel, this is ridiculu-"
"That's enough outta' you jibbletits! Who's up for Subway!?"
"(in unison) WOOOOOO!"
"Case paused until 3:30P.M., please do not defecate in your
chairs on the
way out...especially you, Hitler,"