A teenage girl approached her mother. "Mom, I think I'm half pregnant."
"What?" her mother said. "Pregnant?! I can't believe this! We've talked about …"
"No-not pregnant, mom. Half pregnant."
"Half pregnant?! What in the world are you talking about? There's no such thing as half pregnant!"
"I think that's what I am, mom."
"Oh yeah? What makes you think that?"
"Well … he only put it halfway in. So …"
"Honey, I hate to tell you, but … any half a prick can make a baby. Just ask you father."
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