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A teenage girl approached her mother. “Mom, I think I’m half pregnant.”

Submitted:Nov 10, 2013    Reads: 120    Comments: 0    Likes: 3   

A teenage girl approached her mother. "Mom, I think I'm half pregnant."

"What?" her mother said. "Pregnant?! I can't believe this! We've talked about …"

"No-not pregnant, mom. Half pregnant."

"Half pregnant?! What in the world are you talking about? There's no such thing as half pregnant!"

"I think that's what I am, mom."

"Oh yeah? What makes you think that?"

"Well … he only put it halfway in. So …"

"Honey, I hate to tell you, but … any half a prick can make a baby. Just ask you father."

-Harlowe Pilgrim

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