The Chupacabra That Wore Bra

3 feet high, oval pink eyes...What a sight!

Fish-like-skin...Blue to green!

Damn creature,

You got to see it, to believe it,

Was singing

Ultrasound, sweet spellbound,

I saw the chupacabra

Got to tell grandma, or San-ma,

I heard it sounding, "La Magra"

La-di-la, shouting "Hurrah"

I didn't move an inch, my eyes were clinch,

Scare to be lynch

Damn! Bloody monster!

Wrapped around tree-branch,

That's when it caught-me...The avalanche!

Chupacabra,

Was crying out, burn "candelabra"

I'm bringing, "La-Sabra",

Got to tell grandma,

La chupacabra, la chupacabra,

Is wearing your

Double D big...Bra! Macabra! Ha-ha-ha!

By: Juli Monat

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