the psychologist

I em a psychologist. A very good wun if i may say so... But zese days its so confusing. I look around me wun day and i see neighbors talking wiz neighbors about ze singer sewing machine and diszcuszing wezer ot not zey like ze new neighbor! zey talked for hours about many subjecs. (proudly) I participated in a few of zese myself. But now? Zey go on ze 'Facebook" and zey comment on ozer comments and zey post stupid sings and zen ze next day zey talk about ze very same stupid zings zey posted ze day before for hourz as if it is very interesting to hear about how much syrup one has in one's pantry. Or wezer it is time for a shower! I remember when zat type of knowledge wuz not shared! And zen zey write non-sensical chains of letterz like 'l-o-l' or 'R-O-F-L'. What duz a chip zat zey cannot even spell have to do wiz anysing? I jus' donnot understand ze people anymore-- like all ze world's gone coo-coo! It is a good sing I em retired or I could not consider myself a good psychologist.