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The Ultimate Oxymoron

By: kidarox123

Page 1, Disclaimer: not mine! My dad told me this little rhyme and i thought it was cute, so i\'m putting it on here!

One bright morning,

in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to Back they faced eachother,

Drew their sowrds and shot eachother,

the deaf police man heard the nosie,

and came and shot thsoe two dead boys,

if yout don't believe this lie is true,

go as the blind man- he saw it too!

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