M AMBER CONRAD
709 Real Road
Dumphole, STATE 66666
I aim to do as little as possible for as much money as possible.
Dumphole High School 1990-1994
Studied Farts and Crafts, Music Boring Appreciation, Literature Smiterature
Diploma received… eventually
Dumphole University of STATE 1997
Studied Maps for Dungeons and Dragons, The History of The Sims, and How To Train Your Husband
One semester was enough
- I speak fluent Spanish in a Sarcastic Manner
- I won third place on Wii bowling
- Proud owner of a 1976 Mustard Colored Datsun B210
- Spent a week on an Everybody Loves Raymond marathon
Jo's Sno Cone
June - July 1994
Sno Cone Maker
Let go due to difficulties with hours.
Misha's Pet Store
September 1998 - November 1998
Pet Store Clerk
Asked to retire early due to lack of enthusiasm.
Hally's Hamburger World
January 2002 - Februrary 2002
Hamburger Maker/French Fry Cook
Replaced by someone more sanitary
I can hold a job for longer than three weeks. I know that the Dungeons and Dragon's maps will be very helpful for my new job experiences. I am excited to also mention that my sister's daughter officially believes that I am a witch.