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Miscellaneous By: MAmberConrad
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Just a quick resume of mine.
Enjoy!


Submitted:Jul 3, 2012    Reads: 18    Comments: 3    Likes: 1   


M AMBER CONRAD

709 Real Road

Dumphole, STATE 66666

(234)-555-7779

OBJECTIVE:

I aim to do as little as possible for as much money as possible.

EDUCATION:

Dumphole High School 1990-1994

Studied Farts and Crafts, Music Boring Appreciation, Literature Smiterature

Diploma received… eventually

Dumphole University of STATE 1997

Studied Maps for Dungeons and Dragons, The History of The Sims, and How To Train Your Husband

One semester was enough

ACHIEVEMENTS:

  • I speak fluent Spanish in a Sarcastic Manner
  • I won third place on Wii bowling
  • Proud owner of a 1976 Mustard Colored Datsun B210
  • Spent a week on an Everybody Loves Raymond marathon

EXPERIENCE:

Jo's Sno Cone

June - July 1994

Sno Cone Maker

Let go due to difficulties with hours.

Misha's Pet Store

September 1998 - November 1998

Pet Store Clerk

Asked to retire early due to lack of enthusiasm.

Hally's Hamburger World

January 2002 - Februrary 2002

Hamburger Maker/French Fry Cook

Replaced by someone more sanitary

SUMMARY:

I can hold a job for longer than three weeks. I know that the Dungeons and Dragon's maps will be very helpful for my new job experiences. I am excited to also mention that my sister's daughter officially believes that I am a witch.





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