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10 Questions Answered

Miscellaneous By: Mike Stevens


Submitted:Feb 2, 2012    Reads: 22    Comments: 9    Likes: 3   

10 Questions Answered

(Not Well, Just Answered!)

1. "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?": I've got one word for you: skillet!

2. "If you have 5 coins, and you take away 2, how many coins will you have left?": Does it really matter? You'll need several more coins to be able to purchase even the gaggiest six-pack!

3. "What is a haggis made from?": Mean-a** ladies chopped into steaks, and served with a nice red wine!

4. "Why is the sky blue?": Why is the sky blue? Because it's not red! What kind of an absolute dip-s**t question is that? Why is the sky blue? Whoopty-fricking-do!

5. "What is the meaning of life?": It means that dorks like you are breathing, and can ask such dumb-a** questions, ya Goober!

6. "What?": Really; that's your question? I guess the answer would be, what, what? This could mean anything! Wake up and get a clue!

7. "Why do we all not get sucked into space?": Speaking of sucking, that's a perfect definition of your question, Blow-Chunks!

8. "What makes for a 'satisfying' life?": Me bagging this question s**t now, instead of answering 10 questions; obviously, your moronic questions aren't going to get any better, so if someone wants to hang around and read anymore of Mr. Gutspew's dumb-a** questions, be my guest; I'm done!


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