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"Hot Hell Dogs"

Miscellaneous By: Mike Stevens
Humor


A fake ad for 666rs!


Submitted:May 16, 2011    Reads: 44    Comments: 3    Likes: 3   


"Hot Hell-Dogs"

Advertisement

"Do you like to eat hotdogs? Are you a Satanist? If the answer to both is yes we have both covered in black spades! Now you can burn for eternity, and pork out on a great-tasting, less-filling hotdog. Introducing Hot Hell-Dogs, the first, and as far as we know, only hot dog that combines devil-worship and great-tasting pure meat. Our novel product tastes so good; it ought to be a sin, eh, ha, ha! No longer will you miss out on a black candle meeting because you're famished. These dogs are packed with a mysterious heat source, so they're alreadycooked and ready to pop in your mouth. So look for the number 666 emblazoned on our all-black package and you'll know

you're in for some fine hot dog worship!"





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