I Don't Know...
1. I don't know...why, if you don't buy the extended warranty, your new T.V. blows up the day after your original warranty expires; why is that? Does the T.V. sense that you failed to buy the extended warranty and want to punish you for being a cheap-a**?
2. I don't know... how anything with a power chord is supposed to work. Me and electronics mesh about as well as motor oil and hot fudge sundae's; sort of like sleep time for you, and wild party time for the neighbors; whose wild party time includes music played at jet engine noise levels!
3. I don't know...why, when I watch a sporting event, ANY sporting event, if I watch, the team or person I'm rooting for takes it in the shorts; if I don't watch, it will be widely regarded as the best game or effort in the history of sports, and will be talked about by friends, neighbors, co-workers, the guy who cuts your hair, and the stranger who's in line just behind you as you're buying cheese puffs and beer, so you'll be all set for the next big game, where your team takes it in the shorts, because you watched!
4. Believe it or not, the list of things I don't know goes on for a while, a LONG while, so I'll stop it right there, for your sake!