"Jammo, the 3-Pronged
Christmas Plow Horse"*
"Hi kids, it's me, Jammo the 3-Pronged Christmas Plow-Horse, here to let you know that this Christmas season, B.A.A.D. (Billionaires in Attitude, Appearance, and Drunk) Television is back with an all-new holiday special! Steve, the Drunkard Ferry-Boat Captain, Dave the Pimp, and Guido, the Psychopathic Hair Stylist, are three new friends of every boy and girl! They all will take you along for a high-speed holiday adventure aboard Captain Steve's Ferry Boat. On board, Dave the Pimp will introduce you to his clients! Then, after the Harbor Police have boarded the vessel and arrested several business men, Guido, the Psychopathic Hair Stylist will cut everyone's hair in the latest Bohemian style! Won't that be fun kids? You-oo-oo betcha! Jammo's going, kids, so don't be left out to wither and die; COME ON!"
*Scheduled to air this Sunday Morning at 2 AM