The 'Mamma's Got Knockers
"Pasture-Land Productions is proud to announce, the 'Mama's Got Knockers' tee-shirt! What's that you say? "Of course she does, how else are visitors to our humble home supposed to let us know when there's someone at the door?" We can tell you have no idea what 'knockers' means. That's why, when you buy 74 of our specially-made tee shirts, we'll give you a copy of The American In-Breeders Dictionary (don't get all exited, there are no pictures) absolutely free! So you, one of The American In-Breeders, will have this handy dictionary to refer to when your sloping forehead doesn't understand a big-- err--any word. We've done our best to tell yall what each word or phase means. So the next time you're headed for the demolition derby, be sure to put on your 'The Mamma's Got Knockers' tee shirt, finish your 64-ounce malt liquor beverage, and take along a copied copy of The American In-Breeders Dictionary so you'll be able to understand what others are saying!