More Declassified NASA Documents

(From the Journal of Ittelor)

More documents radioed back to Earth from Planet 54239; again, translated into English:

“Sunday, so bored; nothing to do. Was thinking of hitting the latest Yamora dracher (movie), but his drakers (movies) have all been gurdlong (s**t) lately; yeah, Yamora sucks!, and I don’t feel like coughing up $44,567 morlons (bucks) for some artificially-howened (buttered) lorink (the aliens version of popcorn). So I may end up playing scoron hep (license plate tag) with the ager-tak ( out-of-solar) scorons (license plates) I see from the window of my hernden (condo) on the underside of Horken Justernots (Flying Cars) passing by on the Immetion (6-lane space freeway.) I was so looking forward to my vacation from The Luxurian Army, but so far, it samberite (sucks green donkey poles)”