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Release the Kraken

Miscellaneous By: Mike Stevens

The best-selling metal band Kraken's new single!

Submitted:Jun 11, 2011    Reads: 42    Comments: 4    Likes: 3   


Release the Kraken


"Wow; it's hard to believe this monstrous song-of-doom is damn near free to you, the listening audience, but, damned if it isn't! Grubber Records is proud to announce the release of Kraken's latest single, Release the Kraken. You'll want to own your copy before all the rest of the dissatisfied youth grab up every Single copy, and leave you up Loser Creek without not only a paddle, but the whole damned boat! For the insignificant price of just $2.97, you can be there when Kraken's fury in unleashed on the world! For the negligible sum of just $5.97, you get not only Kraken's newest single, Release the Kraken, but also an unreleased song from their heartbr-err-groundbreaking album, "It's Kraken!",

Order within the next 7 seconds, and we'll double your order, absolutely free!"*

*To entice you to purchase this song, we've included the lyrics:


Release the Kraken


Join the Three-Headed Hydra and other supposedly-mythical beasts

as they gather together for a big old feast

You didn't think they existed, and now look

Over red-hot coals you slowly cook


Your gizzards they do sizzle as you cook over heat

The different beasts they slobber as they wait for your meat


Some men use the Hydra to carry out their diabolical plans

But not this one group, who signal the Kraken using their hands

Yes, they want something nasty done

If the Kraken's behind you, you'd better run


Yeah, if the Kraken he finds you, he'll bite off your head

Needless to say, you can't run if you're dead


Release the killing machine; Release the Kraken

A more ruthless beast, there's never been

Release the Kraken, release the pain

Blood will shoot skyward, and fall like rain


So look around you and see if he's there

If he is there, you'd better beware

For he's bad news on four monstrous legs

For him to take pity on you, you'd better beg

Repeat 2nd Pre-Chorus:

Repeat Chorus:



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