Release the Kraken

Kraken

Release the Kraken

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Kraken

Release the Kraken

Verse:

Join the Three-Headed Hydra and other supposedly-mythical beasts

as they gather together for a big old feast

You didn’t think they existed, and now look

Over red-hot coals you slowly cook

Pre-Chorus:

Your gizzards they do sizzle as you cook over heat

The different beasts they slobber as they wait for your meat

Verse:

Some men use the Hydra to carry out their diabolical plans

But not this one group, who signal the Kraken using their hands

Yes, they want something nasty done

If the Kraken’s behind you, you’d better run

Pre-Chorus:

Yeah, if the Kraken he finds you, he’ll bite off your head

Needless to say, you can’t run if you’re dead

Chorus:

Release the killing machine; Release the Kraken

A more ruthless beast, there’s never been

Release the Kraken, release the pain

Blood will shoot skyward, and fall like rain

Verse:

So look around you and see if he’s there

If he is there, you’d better beware

For he’s bad news on four monstrous legs

For him to take pity on you, you’d better beg

Repeat 2nd Pre-Chorus:

Repeat Chorus:

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