The New Second Ammendment

The New Second Amendment

Today, the 2nd Amendment is under assault (rifles) like never before. Criticism has been leveled at it because critics say it was written for a time when Uncle Ebenezer hunted squirrels for his supper with a single-shot musket, and the Founders had no idea about today’s modern high-capacity military-grade weapons, So, we, the gun-loving, fun-loving defenders of American’s right to keep an arsenal in their homes, the N.R.A., has decided to update the 2nd Amendment to more represent modern times:

Congress shall pass no law

There you have it; simple and direct, from the leadership of the N.R.A.!