The New Second Amendment
Today, the 2nd Amendment is under assault (rifles) like never before. Criticism has been leveled at it because critics say it was written for a time when Uncle Ebenezer hunted squirrels for his supper with a single-shot musket, and the Founders had no idea about today’s modern high-capacity military-grade weapons, So, we, the gun-loving, fun-loving defenders of American’s right to keep an arsenal in their homes, the N.R.A., has decided to update the 2nd Amendment to more represent modern times:
Congress shall pass no law
There you have it; simple and direct, from the leadership of the N.R.A.!