The Personal B.C.R. Files-(1984)
B.C.R. is:
Elvis Kidd: Guitars; All Flutes
Joe Peachy: Drums; All Evil-Sounding
Crashes
Sinnbad Johnson: Bass Guitar; All
Harmonica’s
Charlie Ripper; Vocals; All Evil-Sounding,
Banshee-Like Screams
Les Triple: Guitars; All Synthesizer
Evil-Sounding Evil Sounds
Elvis Kidd:
Age: Forty-Eight
Height: Five-Nine
Weight: Unavailable
Hair: Rug
Former Jobs Held: Exotic Male Dancer;
Smiley’s Pump and-Go Mini-Market
Bands That Have Influenced You The
Most: Lava Lid; Sour Milk
Favorite Entertainer: Humper, the
Juggling Wonder
Joe Peachy:
Age: Forty-three
Height-Five-Ten
Weight: Three Hundred Pounds
Hair: Yep
Former Jobs Held: Cemetery-Plot Tele-
Marketer; Gut-Bomb Burgers
Bands That Have Influenced You The Most:
Devil Spray; Scroad-Kisser
Favorite Entertainer: Throat-Less Earl,
The Amazing Sword-Swallower
Sinnbad Johnson:
Age: Really Doesn’t Matter
Height: Six-Ten
Weight: One Hundred and Twenty-Six Pounds
Hair: Some, Yes
Former Jobs Held: None
Bands That Have Influenced You The Most:
The Pierced Rubber Band
Favorite Entertainer: Slappy the Clown
Charlie Ripper:
Age: Fifty-Six
Height: Seven-Two
Weight: Two Hundred and Fifty Pounds
Hair: All Gone
Former Jobs Held: Jimbo’s Car Wash;
Greasy’s Pork and Leave
Bands That Have Influenced You The Most:
Gout-Face; The Dumpers
Les Triple:
Age: Old Enough to Know Better
Height: Five-Two
Weight: Ninety Pounds
Hair: Short, Almost Like Bull-Dyke
Former Jobs Held: Barnacle Scraper
Cloggo’s Ice Cream Emporium
Favorite Entertainer: Paula Bendy, Adult Film Star
"The members of B.C.R. spend most of their free time together, playing some rad video games, debating the virtues of their various hair-care products or waxes, drinking heavily at a tavern, and yelling to other customers how rich they are."
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