"Thighs, Breasts, and Wings Magazine"
"Now, see fried Chicken the way you've never seen it before, buffet-style, with The Cornel, both in their au-natural state! We guaranty you've never seen The Coronel, quite this exposed! It's extra-nudity for you, with a side dish of 'yummy'! The Coronel, who up until now was hesitant to use his raw sexuality to sell chicken, has finally decided to bare all, wearing only a checkered tablecloth. So ladies (primarily) it's a heaping serving of The Cornel, hot and juicy, straight from the pressure-cooker to your eyes!"