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"Thighs, Breasts, and Wings Magazine"!

Miscellaneous By: Mike Stevens

A fake ad, showing The Colonel, as you've (hopefully!) never seen him before!

Submitted:Jul 12, 2012    Reads: 17    Comments: 10    Likes: 2   

"Thighs, Breasts, and Wings Magazine"


"Now, see fried Chicken the way you've never seen it before, buffet-style, with The Cornel, both in their au-natural state! We guaranty you've never seen The Coronel, quite this exposed! It's extra-nudity for you, with a side dish of 'yummy'! The Coronel, who up until now was hesitant to use his raw sexuality to sell chicken, has finally decided to bare all, wearing only a checkered tablecloth. So ladies (primarily) it's a heaping serving of The Cornel, hot and juicy, straight from the pressure-cooker to your eyes!"


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