Amber "People are stupid and boys are retarded" <---- lol loved that
Nick T. Girls are we todd ed
Nick T. Sofa king we todd ed in fact
Amber ^^^ who asked you lol
Nick T. I did :)
Chris well, girls may be "we todd ed" but at least we don't use old jokes ;)
Nick T. Its a classic :)
Chris not quite, but nice try
Nick T. If you say so
Mr. Sailor boys arent people
Amber yea they're a whole species they can be that bad.. :p
Mr. Sailor how does being another species automatically = a bad thing
Amber with males it generally is :p
Amber not saying all
Amber just most
Nick T. Haha stop messing with boys and step to a man :p
Mr. Sailor lol... i wont comment
Amber Nick- first off that can be read wrong.. and 2nd gots one :p
Nick T. I only see boys here :p
Mr. Sailor i think the sunglasses are distorting your vision
Chris Yep, because only a boy would like their own comment ;)
Nick T. Sure arent :)
Mr. Sailor lmao touche
Lu Sorry, haven't really met any man! ;P
Amber lol Lu I Love you!
Chris I ♥ you Lu!
Mr. Sailor LU!!!!! ♥
Lu Actually, I wrote to one today! :P
Nick T. Cause im just that awesome :)
Amber somebody I'm related to by chance? :p
Chris Nick-you're awesome cuz you liked your own comment? No, that just makes you kinda lame....
Chris Amber-I wrote to a real man a couple days ago!!
Lu Yeah! How did you know? :P
Amber lol I wrote him a couple of weeks ago :p and again last night :D
Lu- Lucky guess ;)
Mr. Sailor real men cry.. so im gonna go do that. brb. let me know when im growed up
Chris Mr. Sailor-I think I love you. In a non weird way since you're with my best friend, but you know what I mean...and if you don't, have Amber explain it, I'm sure she gets it :P
Nick T. Lol lame is in the eye of the beholder i suppose
Lu Mr. Sailor, imma go on a limb here and say that you are a man ( from what amb told me) :)
Mr. Sailor im blushing... cuz this burrito is making me turn red as hell. why did i get the jalapeno kind >_<
Mr. Sailor well there is only one way to tell if im a man so im curious what was told now lmao
Chris I think you were just outvoted Nicholas.....
Mr. Sailor....WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM?! And ew...tmi about my bff lol
Mr. Sailor where did what come from? my burrito? the store
Mr. Sailor gate to be exact
Mr. Sailor along with my 44 oz. mountain dew
Amber awe no icee tonight?
Chris Are you always this much of a smartass?? Oh wait, yeah, you are, I knew that already lol
Chris OH! I HAVE A SLUSHIE!!!!
Nick T. Eh im older so much be wiser :p
Mr. Sailor smartass? i literally am eating a burrito.. im not even kidding lol
Amber babe I think she's referring to the gate comment
Mr. Sailor huh?
Mr. Sailor oh... well i went there too
Chris Older doesn't mean wiser...just not as pretty :P
Chris Mr. Sailor...I'm not even going to respond to that, mainly because I don't think I have to lol
Lu LOL! you don't know how I define a man so you can't know what amb has told me! :P
Mr. Sailor neither do i.. cuz im sick of telling people i went to gate already lmao
Nick T. Believe me all the shit ive been through
Amber Lu its a gas station here
Lu Sorry, can't believe ya! Don't know ya! :P
Mr. Sailor did you guys like... die or something?
Lu lol, no! My internet has a will of it's own! :/
Chris Nope! Not dead!
Mr. Sailor guess so... later yall!
Chris At least I don't think I am.....I guess I could be a zombie??????
Mr. Sailor well i apologize for my last comment then
Amber I'm dead :( so is Lo :'(
Lu Maybe we can be zombies together, Chris! :D
Chris ^^^that was to Amber
Chris Lu, hell yeah! we'll take the zombie world by storm!!!
Lu Neveeeeeeeer, Amb!!!! We've been through this!!
Mr. Sailor .... i dont like zombies
Amber Lol I've come to terms with the fact that we're dead no worries
Lu And self-hug jackets are back in style!! :P
Chris awwww I thought we were getting along pretty well Mr. Sailor!! :P
Mr. Sailor we were.. but you know.. that whole zombie thing. dont think thats in the contract
Lu Me too! Now I'm sad! :(
Amber I ♥ y'all lol you guys made my night :D
Chris I didn't think it would matter to you Mr. Sailor! I've always been a zombie and you were fine before! I didn't think it would matter after we got to know each other! I just wanna be you're friend Mr. Sailor!!!
Lu Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week! :P
Mr. Sailor well.. i guess im a racist
Chris Amber, happiness is just a click away! ;)
Lu Friend yes!! Humans are friends, not food! :P
Amber that could be wrong Chris :p
Chris DAMN IT MR. SAILOR! So now you can't read, you can't type, AND you're a rasist?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!??!
Mr. Sailor there is a happiness button on facebook now?!
Chris you just had to go there Amber.........but then again, this is me...maybe I meant it that way ;) lmfao
Mr. Sailor shit.. they need to do the dislike button before that one man
Amber and this is why we are best friends Chris ♥
Mr. Sailor bffe's
Chris no there isn't Mr. Sailor...but you can chose Expecting Child as a family member now, isn't that great!
Mr. Sailor ..... huh?....
Chris and Amber, yes, yes it is. Because you're the only one willing to put up with my specific type of crazy lol
Lu I luv ya too, chris!! You in all your crazy zombiehood! :P
Chris Yeah, that's right, Expecting Child. So that kids can have a facebook BEFORE they're born. It's like pre-k, but it's pre-birth instead. THAT'S what's up.
Amber wow all this new shit on FB and all we wanted was a damn dislike button
Mr. Sailor ok... now that i had some explanations... lets continue this. i dont like how peoples pets have facebooks either
Mr. Sailor i almost made a fake one though one time. it was going to be my hand... and i was gonna say i was in a relationship with it. it was clever... i just wasnt ballsy enough
Mr. Sailor i was gonna draw a face on my hand and everything
Lu Sooo... I'm off to bed, it's kinda late... TTYL ...Luv y'all
Amber oh wow....
Amber Night Lu!!!! Love ya
Mr. Sailor I ♥ LU!!!
Chris NIGHTY LU! LOVE YOU!
Mr. Sailor BYE LU!!!
Chris Wow Mr. Sailor............that's all I can say..........................
Mr. Sailor i have no idea who lu is
Amber She's AMAZING no worries
Chris yeah, she's kinda awesome :D
Mr. Sailor well nice then
Mr. Sailor glad i didnt say that about some schmuck
Amber and then there where 3
Mr. Sailor and nicholas comes back from his MANventures
Amber maybe 3? maybe just us now...
Chris I'M STILL HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Sailor but there was 5 in total
Chris unless you want me to leave you two love birds alone...which I can totally do! Just say the word! :P
Amber and now there is only 3
Mr. Sailor and then there were 2... ;-P
Mr. Sailor jk
Amber lol :p Chris it's all good
Mr. Sailor abbra ca.. get the hell out! lmao
Chris That's not the word.................the word is youtube dumbass :P
Amber omfg ♥♥
Mr. Sailor LMAO
Mr. Sailor so ummm... yeah... lets talk about this youtube thing since we are all in here
Mr. Sailor that burrito took forever to eat man.. felt like the bitch was 8 feet long
Amber omg I won't say anything to that
Mr. Sailor ok... anyone who says something smart on that gets it lmao
Chris this youtube thing?? I don't know what you're talking about :P
Mr. Sailor amber.... why.... its always you... why... lmao
Chris I'm pretty sure it's a good thing it took you a while to eat or you might have choked when you swollowed ;)
Amber lol what do I get ;)
Mr. Sailor a lashing
Chris HEY NOW! I can leave if you two wanna get all kinky and shit! My innocent mind doesn't need to read such things!!!
Mr. Sailor you find lashings kinky?
Amber Innocent mind my ass!
Mr. Sailor im being mean right now... on purpose.... im no kinky lmao
Chris lashings are a gateway type of floorplay...it leads to chains and bondage
Mr. Sailor so.. miami vs atalanta on thursday... whos watchin?
Chris Amber, I AM TOO INNOCENT!
Mr. Sailor floorplay.. lol
Amber lmfao floors, bed, couches, cars, eh it's all the same
Chris Mr. Sailor, whether you're kinky or not...I don't need to know lol that's for Amber to know and me to never know hahaha
Chris lmfao Amber :P
Mr. Sailor foreplay?
Chris YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT MR. SAILOR!!! I've been up for almost 24 hours straight, don't judge me!
Amber Innocent mind my ass.
MY MIND IS INNOCENT ;)
Mr. Sailor yall are both guilty as charged
Chris I CALL BULLSHIT!!!!!! :P
Amber nope! I'm innocent till proven guilty which ain't happened yet so :p
Chris ok maybe I'm a LITTE dirty minded.....................
Amber Little?!?!?!?! hahahahahahahaha
Mr. Sailor minded?! lmao
Chris yes LITTLE!
Amber maybe a little is clean...
Chris Mr. Sailor, you don't even know me! I'm completely innocent thank you very much!!!
Chris nope Amber, only a little is dirty, just like yours :P
Mr. Sailor mhmmm.. im sure. thats what they all say
Amber hehe ;)
Chris yep, best night I've had in a while lol
Amber same here :)
Mr. Sailor best night i EVER had
Amber really now?
Mr. Sailor could be.. who knows.. i dont remember yesterday for cryin out loud
Chris Mr. Sailor...I'd run...fast...well, as fast a Navy guy CAN run...
Amber lmfao Chris
Mr. Sailor sigh.. depends.. how fast can a writer run?
Chris touche sir, touche
Mr. Sailor but nicely played madam
Amber I think imma go watch me some youtube now :D gotta love youtube♥
Mr. Sailor omg... i need to know what in the hell you are referring to
Mr. Sailor lmao
Chris I just looooooooooooove youtube! Don't you guys????
Mr. Sailor ehh..
Amber oh i loooooooooove youtube too
Chris lmfao amber. How could you not LOOOOOOVE youtbe :P
Amber idk youtube is just soooooooo loveabele
Mr. Sailor .... youtube is code for what
Mr. Sailor my teddy bear?
Amber teddy bear?
Mr. Sailor yeah.. a bear.. thats teddyfied
Amber you said "my"
Mr. Sailor and you said i love youtube..
Amber because I do!
Mr. Sailor I HAVE STUFFED ANIMALS
Chris I can't do anything but laugh at this right now..
Chris And that's what makes you a real man Mr. Sailor ;)
Mr. Sailor yes
Mr. Sailor the fact that i can admit it
Mr. Sailor but.. its also unmanly to lie.. so lemme stop
Mr. Sailor lmao
Amber i gots stuffed animals too! xD got a devil dog named Logan ♥
Mr. Sailor how..... cute
Chris OMG AMBER YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Sailor 6 hamburgers anyone?
Amber lmfao Hun, Lo is a long story
Chris omg, I bet there's a video on YOUTUBE about a guy trying to eat 6 hamburgers...that's why I LOVE YOUTUBE, because there's a video for everything!
Mr. Sailor yeah im sure it is
Mr. Sailor i bought lo.. the end
Mr. Sailor wait
Mr. Sailor holy fuck.
Mr. Sailor i think i just caught on
Mr. Sailor amber...... what did you do
Amber woah what do you mean what did I do?!
Chris I just got confused.............what did Amber do???
Mr. Sailor i should say.. what did you put on y outube lol
Amber lol nothing I promise. you're still not catching it babe
Mr. Sailor no...... i get it now
Mr. Sailor i figured it out
Amber are you sure now?
Mr. Sailor yes
Amber bout time
Mr. Sailor bout time you love youtube
Mr. Sailor lmao
Amber :D youtube is just so irresitable sometimes you gotta love it
Chris says the one that just think's youtube is kinda 'eh'
Mr. Sailor lol.. thanks for that
Chris Any time hun! :P
Amber What an AH-MA-ZING night ♥
Mr. Sailor Lo must be pretty great.. :-P
Amber You have no idea ;) Lo is fuckin AMAZING ;)
Mr. Sailor DISLIKE BUTTON!!!!! they need to add this feature... now!
Amber Lol they have a dislike button on youtube ;p
Mr. Sailor looks like you have a youtube fetish
Amber I just love youtube geez
Mr. Sailor :)
Mr. Sailor okie dokie
Chris you guys are cute...it's funny in an annoying mushy kinda way ;) :P
Mr. Sailor hey!!! i thought we locked the door... get out!
Amber lmao guess you didn't good job babe now look :p
Chris Maybe you shouldn't hang your dirty laundry out for everyone to see on facebook :P
Mr. Sailor you can see my speedos?
Amber sweet jesus... lmfao
Mr. Sailor he is sweet... like candy
Chris oh that's a speedo?? I thought it was your grandma's underwear....
Mr. Sailor ewww...
Amber OMG I love my friends
Chris dirty either way you look at it isn't it?
Mr. Sailor are you calling my grandmother dirty?
Chris nope, just her grannie panties
Chris hell maybe you're grandma is dirty...you don't know what she gets up to when you aren't around
Mr. Sailor so you are saying you used my grandmas panties... yes im implying you are dirty lmao
Chris we already went over this once tonight Billy, I'm only dirty minded ;)
Mr. Sailor my grandma isnt even around :(
Amber why is it always my status that gets hijacked?
Chris aaaaand now I feel like a bitch....sorry Billy :(
Mr. Sailor bitch
Mr. Sailor lol jk.. well i mean she is.. but its ok. i set u up pretty bad on that one lol
Chris because they're the easiest to hijack Amber....I was gunna make a 9/11 joke and decided against it...be proud lol
Chris yeah, you really did set me up on that one...asshole
Amber you calling my statuses easy?!
Mr. Sailor yeah she only does 9/11 jokes or dead family jokes.. classy. LMAO
Chris Yep, that's it Amber...and from what I hear it's not just your statuses that are easy ;) lmfao JUST KIDDING! I love you :D
Chris yep, I'm a classy broad Billy, very classy
Mr. Sailor Go fuck yourself San Diego
Amber you guys are a mess..
Chris San Diego? I thought your fuck buddy's name was Juanita.....?
Mr. Sailor so is your nappy head
Chris ohhhh, burn!!!!!
Amber bitch try me
Mr. Sailor already did
Mr. Sailor im returning for wholesale
Chris oh damn...I see a bitch fight about to happen up in herrrrr!!!
Mr. Sailor who you callin a bitch, bitch
Amber hoe don't talk bout my bff like that! we will have problems
Amber i fucked that up
Amber its late
Amber i think
Amber now i'm talking to myself
Mr. Sailor ho* amature
Chris I think at this point, it's classified as early lol
Mr. Sailor damn
Amber next is that self hugging jacket
Mr. Sailor amateur*
Chris OH I LIKE THOSE!!! They make me happy :D
Mr. Sailor lmao
Mr. Sailor I LIKE HUGS
Chris do we need to have another chat about those issues Billy??
Mr. Sailor another?
Amber do you go to the round padded room and get told to find the corner too???
Chris GO HUG YOU'RE TEDDY BEAR AND CRY LIKE A REAL MAN BILLY!!! NOW!!!
Chris damn we need some sleep lol
Chris we're all going a little more loopy in the head then normal lol
Amber speak for yourself
Amber my head is always this fucked
Mr. Sailor than*
Chris mine is too if I'm being honest lol
Mr. Sailor i like fucked heads
Amber mines actually worse.. this is clean hahaha
Chris namely yours right?
Amber ^^^^^ nice
Mr. Sailor my name is billy
Chris thanks, I thought that one was pretty good lol
Amber dear god I hope some people don't read this
Chris lmfao, agreed Am
Mr. Sailor i hope people dont think i know you guys
Chris I just called you Am.....that was weird
Chris well, technically, neither of you actually know me lol
Amber :o you don't wanna know me? :'(
Mr. Sailor actually.. we are all a part of a cult
Chris of course I WANT to know you Amber! I'm just saying, technically speaking, I've never really met either of you lol
Amber Chris I know you! just haven't physically met you
Mr. Sailor YEAH!!! you know my brain.. not my body
Amber that comment was to him...
Chris yes, a prostitute killing, necro cult billy...just keep telling yourself that your behavior is normal and enjoy the hugging jacket
Chris oh...oh well lol
Mr. Sailor how are you gonna say it was to me like... 20 minutes later and just let her ramble lmao
Amber pretty sure I comment like right after you. you just ignored me, it's ok I see how it is
Chris because she likes listening to me talk lol I entertain her :P
Mr. Sailor yeah.. you annoy me
Amber fine forget you too! Imma go sleep with Logan now
Chris good! That's my goal in life...to make your life a livng hell :P
Chris lmfao tell Lo I said hi!!!
Amber will do :)
Mr. Sailor but logan is so little... in every way lol
Chris he'll be happy to hear from a rockstar ;)
Mr. Sailor m pretty famous
Chris it's not like you're much improvement Billy :P
Mr. Sailor smh
Mr. Sailor im outty yo
Amber it's not always bout size but how you handle your equipment
Mr. Sailor i use both hands!
Chris true...but size helps :P
Amber dear god
Mr. Sailor im long.. like poll volter
Mr. Sailor pole*?
Mr. Sailor lmao
Amber yea I'm sure you Navy guys know how to work a pole
Chris to what? grip the desk while you fuck your secretary who's actually a prostitute cuz you can't get it anywhere else?
Mr. Sailor not true!!! i can get it in the kitchen too! ;-)
Amber can you?
Mr. Sailor only one way to find otu
Mr. Sailor out*
Chris get what? someone's sloppy seconds??
Mr. Sailor i love left overs!
Mr. Sailor brb my peeps
Chris it's because you've never had a fantastic first Billy, but don't worry, settling isn't a bad thing :P
Chris Alright, my brain is quickly shutting down for the night forcing me slowly into a coma like sleep, so, that my cue to leave. Love you guys and we'll talk tomorrow ♥
Amber lol good night love ya too ♥