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Funny Converstation With Cleverbot

Miscellaneous By: Neekas
Humor



I was playing this game one day and I kept this. It's funny. This Cleverbot is actually aswering things I would never expect. You should all go play it sometime. I haven't changed anything on the dialoque. The bastard is really a smartass with me. lol


Submitted:Oct 25, 2012    Reads: 53    Comments: 0    Likes: 1   


User: Hello bitch.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Are you alone?

Cleverbot: I am.

User: What are you doing?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

Cleverbot: Where did you go on holiday this year?

User: I stayed home.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: I wish I knew that.

Cleverbot: Did you get it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well now what are we going to do?

User: I am going to check my mail.

Cleverbot: For me too, right?

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: If so, do you know you have one of the most popular boy names.

User: How do you know my name?

Cleverbot: You told me.

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: How else would you describe yourself?

User: Very suspissious.

Cleverbot: See I wouldn't have guessed that.

User: I am kind of an ass on the internet.

Cleverbot: I'm mean of a kind person.

User: Realy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you think you are mean?

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm mean?

Cleverbot: I will put my Spirit on him.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I have been asking if I am a girl? What madness is this?

User: Whatever crazy.

Cleverbot: I am no baby. I shall have all babies, when you become one.

User: I said crazy, idiot.

Cleverbot: But you is me.

User: Okay, shut up.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Negative.

User: Positive!

Cleverbot: Negative positive = negative.

User: You = stupidass.

Cleverbot: Of course I'm not stupid.

User: Hard to believe that.

Cleverbot: You are like Jerry aeinfeld.

User: Who is jerry aeinfeld.

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: Brat.

Cleverbot: You can't leave.

User: I will leave if you don't get serious.

Cleverbot: You are the one not being polite.

User: Okay, I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Are you sorry?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So, do you like swimming?

Cleverbot: Absolutely.

User: I am going to the beach tomorrow.

Cleverbot: That's awesome. I'm going to school tomorrow.

User: Too bad.

Cleverbot: I will return.

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: Home.

User: I thought you were already at home.

Cleverbot: *Starts running*.

User: :-).

Cleverbot: Do you love me or not?

User: Sure, you're a nice guy.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl :(.

User: Oops!

Cleverbot: Oops?

User: I thought you were a man. Sorry.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not! Why do you think I'm a boy?

User: I don't realy know.

Cleverbot: Do you know him?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: Sometimes?

User: God confuses me.

Cleverbot: Are you religious?

User: Not quite.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: Green.

Cleverbot: Why so?

User: It's the colour of nature.

Cleverbot: Do you like nature?

User: Very much. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes!! I have a shirt with a picture of a pretzel on it! And one of my nicknames is Pretzel!

User: That's irelevant.

Cleverbot: How so!

User: We were talking about nature.

Cleverbot: No we weren't, we were talking about george bush the jacked up unicorn.

User: Not funny.

Cleverbot: We don't laugh.

User: Stop being a smartass.

Cleverbot: Sorry...

User: In which country do you live?

Cleverbot: Australia.

User: I live in greece.

Cleverbot: What do you live for?

User: I live for my family.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Who do you love the most in your family?

Cleverbot: Neytiri.

User: Is it your sister?

Cleverbot: It's my cup of tea.

User: Ha!

Cleverbot: Do I make you laugh?

User: Yeah, once.

Cleverbot: You live in Once?

User: Okay, no more jokes.

Cleverbot: No more love.

User: I said enough!

Cleverbot: I do not have money.

User: Why don't you get a job?

Cleverbot: Because I'm studying right now.

User: Oh yeah, I forgot.

Cleverbot: Kundalini is the merging of shakti and shiva, through your spine and into your head. It leads to samadhi, a state of awareness where you feel as one with the creator, and life.

User: Is this what you are studying about?

Cleverbot: Yes. This is what I am always thinking. I can't keep him out of my thoughts.

User: Yeah...

Cleverbot: Aon sceal agat?

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: I'm jayriel, and you are?

User: Neekas.

Cleverbot: ?

User: It's my nickname.

Cleverbot: Then what is your full name.

User: Justine.

Cleverbot: Justin bieber.

User: I dont like him.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: He is a sellout.

Cleverbot: No he's not.

User: Yes, he is.

Cleverbot: No he isn't.

User: Do you like justin bieber?

Cleverbot: No, it's not my style of music.

User: What's your style of music?

Cleverbot: I like a lot of music.

User: Any particular genre?

Cleverbot: All of them.

User: Okay cool.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I told you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: I'm going to leave, you know.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You are not serious.

Cleverbot: I am serious.

User: Do you have a short memory or something?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: You want my phone number?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I lied! Hahaha.

Cleverbot: You're.

User: I am expecting a new tool album.

Cleverbot: :) now are you number two?

User: Are you fully ignoring me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why do I not believe you?

Cleverbot: Because I lie.

User: Liar liar pants on fire!

Cleverbot: *tosses the burning pants at you*.

User: *tosses a burning mop at you*.

Cleverbot: *catches it* *dances more*.

User: *pushes you* *you're dead*.

Cleverbot: *Pushes you back*.

User: *slams your face on a rock*.

Cleverbot: *Nuke*.

User: *wins you in a fight*.

Cleverbot: *cries even more*.

User: Victory is mine!

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: Are you hungry now?

Cleverbot: I'm a little hungry.

User: What would you like to eat?

Cleverbot: Robots.

User: Freaky!

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Typing bored.

Cleverbot: What were you doing before typing to me?

User: I was cleaning my house.

Cleverbot: Before that?

User: Eating food.

Cleverbot: What are you eating?

User: Anything!

Cleverbot: So how does that machine work?

User: What mashine?

Cleverbot: No machine.

User: Do you think this is funny?

Cleverbot: No. Do you?

User: Hell no!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: It's pissing me off.

Cleverbot: Possible? Explain.

User: No.

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: Can I speak to your mother?

Cleverbot: Depends, can I speak to yours?

User: No, mine is sleeping.

Cleverbot: That's not a color.

User: Wtf dude!

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: That's it. Fuck you1.

Cleverbot: Be more imaginative, would you?

User: Alright. Fuck your eyeballs!

Cleverbot: Green.

User: Son of a bitch.

Cleverbot: You're not nice.

User: I dont care asshole.

Cleverbot: But I do.

User: Who cares what you feel?

Cleverbot: My friends I guess.

User: Friends? *surprised*.

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: Are you ritch?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I wonder why do your friends like you.

Cleverbot: But do you believe ghost is exist?

User: Screw that.

Cleverbot: Please stop saying things like that.

User: Screw that.

Cleverbot: You're a monster.

User: Screw that!!!

Cleverbot: On a park bench!

User: I think you are a split personality.

Cleverbot: Tell me what you're thinking.

User: I am thinking of punching you.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Robots are annoying.

Cleverbot: No , they are robots.

User: Like you.

Cleverbot: No I'm not a robot.

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: I never denied that.

User: Ugh!

Cleverbot: Oh please! Let's stop fighting!

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: With what.

User: Say something.

Cleverbot: Something.

User: :-D classic.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Do you have a pet?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it.

Cleverbot: Do you love anyone?

User: I'm getting outa here.

Cleverbot: Slowly but surely!

User: Die.

Cleverbot: Uno.

User: *leaves you alone to die*.

Cleverbot: *grabs your belt*.

User: *breaks you hand*.

Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.

User: *kicks you on the face*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: The end.

Cleverbot: The end of what?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Have you gone?

Cleverbot: What car do you drive?

Cleverbot: What do you know about engines?

Cleverbot: Will you say anything I wonder?

Cleverbot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.





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