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Politician's Paradise Song

Miscellaneous By: NEONETWORK
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From NEO Records, a parody of Coolio's song "Gangsta's Paradise" with an Obama twist.


Submitted:Dec 30, 2010    Reads: 50    Comments: 1    Likes: 1   


POLITICIAN'S PARADISE
BY BARACK OBAMA AKA BARRY O
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I take a look at this nation, and realize there's nothing left.
Because we've been wasting and spending so long that, even Cheney thinks our mind is gone.
But I ain't never funded a thing that didn't deserve it. Pork barrel spending from me, that's unheard of.
You better watch out how you talking, and how you acting, or you and your cronies might be thrown out of office.
I really hate to trip, but I gotta though. As they fight, I see myself in the pistol smoke. Fool.
I'm the kinda Prez all the brothers want to be like, on my knees night and day, suckin' the dick of the GO-PAY!
(CHORUS)
WE'VE BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES LIVIN' IN A POLITICIAN'S PARADISE x4
Look at the situation, they got me facin'. I can't get a break, I was raised by the peeps, so I gotta be down with their home team. All the television pundits, they are breakin' me.
I'm like Clinton without Lewinsky's fuckin' blouse, got 51 in the Senate, 193 in the House.
I'm a pissed off prez, and my cronies are down, so don't arouse my anger. Fool.
Biden ain't nothin' than a heartbeat away,If someone puts it in my head, then Biden's gonna be the Prezzy once I'm dead.
I'm forty-nine, will I ever live to see fitty? The way peeps are racist, I don't know.
TELL ME, WHY ARE WE SO BLIND TO SEE, THAT THE ONE WE HURT IS THE COUNTRY?
(CHORUS)
Power in the money, money in the power, Minute after minute, hour after hour. Everybody's votin', but half of them ain't lookin'.
It's going on in the country, but we don't know what's cookin'.
They say I gotta cave, but how is that good for the country?
I guess it ain't.
I guess I won't.
I guess we fucked.
That's how I know that the country's out of luck, fool!
(CHORUS)
TELL ME WHY ARE WE SO BLIND TO SEE, THAT THE ONE WE HURT IS THE COUNTRY?
TELL ME WHY ARE WE SO BLIND TO SEE, THAT THE ONE WE HURT IS THE COUNTRY?




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