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The Tail Of The Monkey Man

By Brucek

I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE OVERWEIGHT. OR HAVE TAILS. I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME.

Miscellaneous | Updated Jun 10, 2014 | Reads: 39 | Comments: 14 | Likes: 8
Tags: tail, mcdonald's

Apocalyptic To-Do List

By Andrew V Smith

A man makes a to-do list in the zombie apocalypse.

Miscellaneous | Updated Jun 7, 2014 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1

Words Of Wisdom

By Vyrgomd

A few words from the wise.

Miscellaneous | Updated May 29, 2014 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Delicacies  by jomoore7

Delicacies

By jomoore7

A wrote a rant about writing.

Miscellaneous | Updated May 20, 2014 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: fat, delicacies, writing, ranting

Trent's Band Names

By Trentomento

Here are some band names I thought of. They're free to use. You're welcome.

Miscellaneous | Updated May 19, 2014 | Reads: 26 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

Worst Eulogy Ever.

By Spencer Paul

A terrible eulogy, given by a nephew.

Miscellaneous | Updated May 15, 2014 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

My Car

By Brucek

my wonderful, beautiful, driving machine. so sleek, so stylish. i wish!

Miscellaneous | Updated Apr 29, 2014 | Reads: 54 | Comments: 12 | Likes: 4
Tags: car, broken, junk

Of Dog Biscuits And Paper Quilts

By Psmith

This one goes back to the day when I was journalist in the days when journalism was fun and the pay was poor. Reading an old secondhand copy of a magazine about tramps in Central Park in NY did encourage us to try the old dog biscuit for breakfast , lunch and supper. I thought I would share my e...

Miscellaneous | Updated Apr 28, 2014 | Reads: 15 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Single And The City

By Anupam Ghosh

Story of a single person living in a metro city

Miscellaneous | Updated Apr 23, 2014 | Reads: 13 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

A Meeting Of Minds

By vampyrking98

What happens when a sociopath meets a creature resemblant of one of the Cthulhu Mythos? This. A short comedic conversation, rated PG due to mature themes and very little else.

Miscellaneous | Updated Apr 20, 2014 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: cthulhu, mythos, conversation

One Infected Little Monkey

By Robert Kasch

Been to any petting zoos lately????

Miscellaneous | Updated Apr 16, 2014 | Reads: 42 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: monkey, funny, humor, horror, police, chase, escape, dark, crazy

Cake 101

By tasharae15

When you realize that it is your best friend's birthday and you haven't bought her anything what do you do? Well you can bake her a delicious cake! There are several steps in making a cake but you can do this! All you need is the right ingredients, the correct utensils, and a little bit of patien...

Miscellaneous | Updated Apr 12, 2014 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Five Line Contest Entry - Snow White by Warrenroche

Five Line Contest Entry - Snow White

By Warrenroche

Snow White meets a much more attractive and masculine man than prince charming.

Miscellaneous | Updated Mar 30, 2014 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: snow, white, humor, love, contest

My Side-Kick The Psychic by Chris Cross

My Side-Kick The Psychic

By Chris Cross

You never quite know what the future holds.

Miscellaneous | Updated Mar 21, 2014 | Reads: 12 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2

Because Fuck.

By Sassysass

Frustrations of the friend zone.

Miscellaneous | Updated Mar 20, 2014 | Reads: 24 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, life, boys, are, stupid


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