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Halloween Nights : Holiday Special Pt. 1

By Mysteryman

made this for the spirit of Halloween, this is based on the Friday the 13th, Nightmare on elm street and the grudge Ect. All rolled into one, basically it'll have the characters from most horror movies but say like they had kids, enjoy!

Miscellaneous | Updated Oct 27, 2009 | Reads: 106 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: horror, comedy, humor

Prescription Instructions

By Helena Parris

It comes with every prescription.

Miscellaneous | Updated Oct 26, 2009 | Reads: 157 | Comments: 8 | Likes: 4

Why English Teachers Die Young- Hilarious Analogies by Geegee

Why English Teachers Die Young- Hilarious Analogies

By Geegee

Actual analogies from real students- hilarious

Miscellaneous | Updated Oct 23, 2009 | Reads: 326 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 3
Tags: hilarious, analogies, teachers, students, real

Fun Facts by Geegee

Fun Facts

By Geegee

WARNING: THIS IS BAD- but hilarious

Miscellaneous | Updated Oct 23, 2009 | Reads: 612 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 1
Tags: sex, humor, pigs, facts, fun, hilarious

Real Church Bulletin Typos- Hilarious!!! by Geegee

Real Church Bulletin Typos- Hilarious!!!

By Geegee

I recieved this in an e-mail and was loughing my pants off through the entire thing. READ IT!!! XD

Miscellaneous | Updated Oct 23, 2009 | Reads: 3,009 | Comments: 9 | Likes: 7
Tags: funny, hilarious, humor, church, bullenins, bad

Layers Of Masks - Who Are You Really???? by Ginger Orick Barritt

Layers Of Masks - Who Are You Really????

By Ginger Orick Barritt

When I was a child, I was free for a time…free to explore, and taste, and laugh, cry and poop however and whenever I wished….I was Ginger, I never even considered what that meant, I just was ....

Miscellaneous | Updated Oct 23, 2009 | Reads: 84 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 3
Tags: masks, emotion, growing, up, coping

My Website!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By twilightlover1012

This is my website guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't have much up now but hopefully i'll have more to come

Miscellaneous | Updated Oct 21, 2009 | Reads: 60 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Website

Burn Till The Cows Come Home

By Folio Star

I depiction of a place none of us want to be. See what happens in this story of on unfortunate experience leading to others.

Miscellaneous | Updated Oct 12, 2009 | Reads: 83 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: experiences, fiction, yet, true

The I-Made-A-Huge-Regretable-Mistake Diaries And Advice On How Not To Be Like Me #3 by vonnie15

The I-Made-A-Huge-Regretable-Mistake Diaries And Advice On How Not To Be Like Me #3

By vonnie15

entry #3.... Bad habits always lead to regret eventually

Miscellaneous | Updated Oct 11, 2009 | Reads: 46 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humour, advice, regret, habits

When I Was Seven by 122333mexicanpeanut122333

When I Was Seven

By 122333mexicanpeanut122333

Okay, here's the deal; I wrote this story (entitled "Spooky Toes"...I do not know why) when I was about seven, and back then, I considered it to be both funny and scary. I only recently found it, and realised it is about as funny as World War Two and as scary as a carrot i.e. absolutely useless. ...

Miscellaneous | Updated Sep 29, 2009 | Reads: 70 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: seven, years, old, story, young, humor, jokes, seven, years, younger, writing

Monologue

By Clarissa

Not much to say, really, I just hope you get a chuckle out of it or something.

Miscellaneous | Updated Sep 27, 2009 | Reads: 70 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: monologue, humor, religion, evolution

A Few Lessons I Have Learned.  by Fluffymonkeyjr

A Few Lessons I Have Learned.

By Fluffymonkeyjr

I was bored in 7th grade...so I wrote these (: Some of these may be offensve to some people but, please do not take offense to them. I don't want to hurt any ones feeling but my friend said I should post it so...yep.

Miscellaneous | Updated Sep 25, 2009 | Reads: 297 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, list, life, lesson

Random Things  by Chococat

Random Things

By Chococat

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miscellaneous | Updated Sep 22, 2009 | Reads: 102 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 3

51 Fun Things To Do To Telemarketers by Chococat

51 Fun Things To Do To Telemarketers

By Chococat

everybody shoud try one of these

Miscellaneous | Updated Sep 22, 2009 | Reads: 1,176 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 4

Josh's Point Of View-How To Get Thrugh Fifth Grade..MY Way.

By Firlycirlly

Josh's point of view

Miscellaneous | Updated Sep 17, 2009 | Reads: 120 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0


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