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Stu Pidity's, Believe It, I Don't II

Miscellaneous By: Stormbird Throneshaker

Tags: Humor

Somewhere in the stone age, when man had time on his hands and knew nothing about keeping track of it, or anything else for that matter! written 02/18/13

Submitted:Feb 18, 2013    Reads: 18    Comments: 3    Likes: 3   

Bronk: Me bored!
Cronk: You no look like a board.
Bronk: Not that kind. Me have nothing to do!
Dronk: Me know! Let's play stick game.
Fronk: Not stick game. It no fun.
Bronk: Oh come on, let's play!
Cronk: Me have stick.
Bronk: Me have this stick and that stick.
Dronk: Me have this stick and that stick and other stick.
Fronk: Stupid stick game!
Hronka: Hi guys, what playing?
Fronk: Stupid stick game. Just a bunch of stupid sticks!
Hronka: Me have something new.
Bronk: What have new?
Hronka: Way to know how many sticks you all have.
Cronk: We have lots of sticks!
Hronka: How many sticks Dronk have?
Dronk: Me have this stick and that stick and other stick.
Hronka: You have three sticks.
Bronk: What is three?
Cronk: Stupid female think sticks is three whatever three is!
Hronka: This stick is one stick---
Dronk: You say three stick
Hronka: No, this stick one stick, and that stick is two stick---
Fronk: And other stick?
Hronka: Three stick
Bronk: All look like sticks to me!
Jronka: What all doing?
Hronka: Me teach guys about how to know how many sticks they have.
Jronka: If they no get time, they surely no get how many sticks they have!
Bronk: That stick one stick, other stick two stick, this stick three stick.
Cronk: No, other stick one stick, this stick two stick, and that stick three stick.
Dronk: Now stupid stick game is harder to play, me quit!


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