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Mate Selection (Crazy Man's Opinion)

Miscellaneous By: Wilfantry
Humor


Tags: Humor, Funny, Rage


At times in a young man's life, women may become frustrating. Screaming is one way to vent.


Submitted:Nov 6, 2011    Reads: 22    Comments: 2    Likes: 0   


What do you want from a Male or Female? Wonderful question without a so wonderful answer.

Well I'm about to go into a writing frenzy, I can feel the earth shake from the storm that's brewing…So, I'll start with William's personal answer. -Someone that can be my friend… a GREAT friend. -Someone whom I admire, confide in, and enjoy their presence in general. For Willy, this is a happy and sincere person in the general terms of speaking. -Someone who has FIRE IN THEIR BLOOD and passion in their soul. -Hopefully someone who moves me to be better and does so SELFLESSLY. -Someone who MATCHES MY FAITH and possibly OUTSHINES IT. That's what Willy "hopes" for in a woman. This is only my opinion…

"Some" men will tell you that they want a girl who is attractive, smart, and sweet. "Some" Women, respectfully say that they want a man who is TALL, DARK, AND HANDSOME. At least the girls don't beat around the bush. NO MATTER WHAT THE SAYING IT'S ALWAYS ATTRACTIVE first. Ever wonder what would happen if you took your friend to a bar and blindfolded he or she. Have them evaluate the opposite sex during a ten minute "blind" interview and RECORD THE RESULTS. Then, have them evaluate PICTURES of the people they interviewed IN NO PATICULAR ORDER and then RECORD THOSE RESULTS.

Do you think they would match up what they thought a person was like in comparison to what they ACTUALLY LISTENED TO? I've wanted to do this experiment so badly but I've never made the time. I hypothesize that THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE ARE SO RIDICULOUSLY SHALLOW THAT ITS PAINFUL TO READ THE RESULTS. That's just my theory.

LOOK IT UP SO FAR…. Studies show that when candidates are asked to "PERCIEVE" individuals just by a picture, the candidates provide POSITIVE feedback on MORE ATTRACTIVE PHOTOS. They even go as far as saying that attractive people seem KIND, SMART, AND RELIABLE. They have never even heard this person open their mouth NOR PEFORM AN ACTION.

SMART- Well yes, EDUCATION IS IMPORTANT. It doesn't have to be school- LEARNING HAPPENS EVERYWHERE. -READ A FUCKING BOOK FROM TIME TO TIME, THOUGH. Even if it's bullshit! IT HELPS YOUR PARTNER COMMUNICATE BETTER because they're not getting their vocabulary SOLEY FROM FUCKING JERSEY SHORE.

"Snooki" is not a fucking ROLE MODEL- She's disgusting. SORRY 19 Year olds everywhere- YOU MAY SAY THAT YOU WATCH THIS SHOW FOR "entertainment" BUT YOU GET SO DEEP INTO THIS FOUL FUCKED UP SHOW that you can't help but develop some of these TRASHY MANNERISIMS BY SO MUCH AFFILIATION.

CULTURE- this comes with "being" smart. Without culture and debate, there is no PASSION IN LIFE. Hey CLUB RATS! Why do you think you HAVE SO MUCH "DRAAAMA" in your life. BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ELSE. YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO TALK ABOUT!!! You didn't pay attention in school, YOU THINK POLITICS IS BORING BECAUSE You "REFUSE" TO understand it...

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT VARIETY IN MUSIC BECAUSE ALL YOU HEAR WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE IS "FERGIE, EMINEM, AND LADY GAGA". Holy FUCK IM ON FIRE NOW$$$ SO many GREAT SONGWRITERS, INSPIRATIONAL STORYTELLERS, GENTILE POETS, AND POWERFUL MOVERS OF GROOVE ARE DIEING OUT BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF CULTURE.

SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY, SPORTS, RELIGION…same idea. When you don't try new things, explore new areas of your mind and the world, AND FIGHT TO prove to yourself that YOU CAN ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING OTHER THAN THE TERM "BLING BLING" THEN you seek culture. You seek improvement and self betterment. You will eliminate DRAMA because your mind will be on SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT THAT WHAT "THIS PERSON CALLED YOU."

SWEET- This is pretty funny when I think about it… I bet when this term was "COINED/CREATED" it referred to WOMEN who were femine, bubbly, and innocent. I suppose the definition has changed a little big since the good ole' days. NOW WE HAVE BEEN SO EXPOSED TO SEX the term SWEET could FIT ANY GIRL WHO HAS LESS THAN 10 SEXUAL PARTNERS OR AT LEAST DOESN'T OPENLY ADMIT IT.

THAT'S IT!!! THAT'S IT!!! Something just occurred to me. WHY ARE MEN PRAISED WHEN THEY HAVE SEX BUT GIRLS AREN'T!! Well, Guys have been trying to get laid since the dawn of time….ONLY "RECENTLY" HAVE WOMEN allowed this new age of THE POON-FREE GIVEAWAY. Guys haven't changed but Women have. I'm not saying it's fair, but it makes sense to me. BLAME IT ON WOODSTOCK…

DON'T WORRY GIRLS… It's becoming more and more acceptable to have SEX WITH THE ENTIRE ATLANTA HAWKS' TEAM! However, not all at once….:) I think I went a little off topic….

Holy shit if I hear one more person say "YALL HATERS CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT ME..NA..MA…NA..NA." SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Just because Someone ONCE makes fun of you doesn't mean the whole fucking world spends their day wondering what the hell you're doing. DON'T DISILLUSION YOURSELF; MOST PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE DOING TODAY.

You have got to be kidding me (Yall haters?)- You actually suppose that there is a entire ORGANIZATION DESIGNED TO PUTTING YOU DOWN? Do you actually think that people see you getting into your car and they say "LOOK AT (your name), GETTING INTO THEIR CAR AND SHIT….FUCKING ASSHOLE." "DANG, I LOVE HATING on (your name), THEY'RE SUCH A WHORE!! AND THEY ARE STUPID." I don't know what world YOU'RE living in, but people are way to self centered to waste that much energy on you, AT LEAST NOT ON A DAILY BASIS.





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