(Mioshi is having a bad day, despite the fact that his students called him Sasuke, and yet again everyone got detention again, but his older brother Shin is coming to visit him.)

 

Mioshi(complaining): Oh great!

 

Erica: What’s a matter, master?

 

Mioshi: My older brother, Shin, is coming to the dojo!

 

Erica: And you’re sad because?

 

Mioshi(pissed): BECAUSE HE’S BETTER THAN ME, EVERYTIME I TRIED SO HARD, HE’S ALWAYS A STEP AHEAD!!!!

 

        (Erica tries to calm down Mioshi)

 

Erica: It’s okay, may be this time it’s different.

 

Mioshi(sobs): How would you know?

 

Erica: Mioshi, I’ve never lied to you!

 

Mioshi(to self): Yeah… except this one.

 

        (Takashi and Jun were so bored, they need to find their source of “ power ”… sugar!)

 

Takashi: Hey, Jun, you’ve find it yet?

 

Jun: No, what about you?

 

Takashi: Nada, it’s not in any place at all!

 

Jun: I know, let’s check the cabinets.

 

Takashi: Great idea!

 

        (Takashi and Jun went into the cabinets, where the sugar is located. As they got to that, there is a sugar jar, but no sugar.)

 

Takashi & Jun(pissed): WHAT?!

 

        (Daisuke was right behind them, holding the refill bag of sugar. Takashi and Jun turned around.)

 

Daisuke(holding the bag): Looking for this?

 

        (Takashi and Jun were pissed when they saw the bag of sugar. Then they were at attack mode, and their voices changed as they are ready for battle.)

 

Older Takashi: So we meet again, Sugar-Snatcher Daisuke.

 

Older Jun: Give us the bag and nobody gets hurt!

 

Older Daisuke: Oh we’ll see about that!

 

        (The 3 ninjas were fighting over a bag of sugar… very ridiculous!)

 

Older Daisuke: Is that all you got?

 

Older Jun: Nope.

 

Older Takashi: We’re just getting this party started, all we need is the music!

 

        (Round 2: As the 3 are about to do round 2, back to the present, there is a fighting cloud. Takashi, Jun and Daisuke were fighting like little boys, not real ninjas. The bag of sugar is unharmed. Just then Kyo took the bag of sugar away from Daisuke’s hand, now back to older form.)

 

Older Takashi: All right, where’s the sugar?

 

Older Daisuke: I don’t have it!

 

Older Jun: Then if you don’t have it then…

 

        (The 3 looked up and Older Kyo has the bag of sugar.)

 

All: Ah! Mini-Master Kyo!

 

Older Kyo(pissed): How in the fucking world would you bastards…

 

        (changing back to normal form…)

 

Kyo: … fight over a bag of sugar?!

 

Takashi, Jun and Daisuke: Uh…?

 

Jun: To get high?

 

Kyo(=_=): Oh… My… Fucking… God!

 

Takashi, Jun & Daisuke(evil voice): GIVE US THE PLEASURE!

 

Kyo: HELL NAH!

 

        (Takashi, Jun and Daisuke all chased Kyo. Kyo was about to lose them, until he bumped into someone who happens to be… Shin Mioshi, himself!)

 

Kyo(moaned): Ow! My head(then looks up) Hey! You watch where you’re going… huh?...

 

        (Shin was in front of Kyo, but Kyo mistaken him as Master Mioshi.)

 

Kyo: Whoa! Mioshi, have you lost weight?

 

Jun: Yeah, and you grow several inches!

 

Shin(laughs): Oh, you’re mistaken me as my little brother, Sasuke!

 

Daisuke: So you’re not him?!

 

Takashi: Then who are you?

 

Shin: I’m Shin Mioshi, his older brother.

 

Kyo: How old are you like seriously, how old like 78?

 

Shin: 55.

 

All: WHAT?!

 

        (Mioshi and Erica went outside and saw Shin with his students.)

 

Mioshi: What the…?

 

Shin(hugging him): Hey, little brother Sasuke, how is it been all these years?

 

Mioshi(muffling): DON’T CALL ME SASUKE, YOU PERVERTED BASTARD!!!

 

Erica: Aw! It’s like brotherly love!

 

All: Haaaah?!

 

        (Shin tells his whole life story. He also tells that were are up against the Shinsigummi Tribe, the most powerful, trained ninjas there is!)

 

Kyo(pissed): WHAT, THE SHINSIGUMMI TRIBE, OMG THEY’RE BETTER NINJAS THAN WE ARE!!!

 

Takashi: Maybe it’s because that they have nothing better to do than to train.

 

Kyo: Yeah! We can see that!

 

        (Outside…)

 

Shin: All right class, now we’ll begin with…

 

Mioshi: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY STUDENTS?!

 

Shin: Huh?

 

        (Mioshi storms to his brother.)

 

Shin: Ah! Little brother, nice of you to join us!

 

Mioshi: JOIN, YEAH RIGHT, I’M THE MASTER OF THE DAMN GROUP, I MAKE THE DECISIONS AROUND HERE!!!

 

Shin: Hey, you don’t have to be such a perverted ass!

 

Mioshi: OH YEAH?!

 

Shin: YEAH!

 

        (Everyone is confused as Mioshi and Shin were arguing.)

 

Takashi(=_=): Do you guys want to…

 

All(=_=): No.

 

Takashi(still =_=): Okay.

 

        (As they were the only ones talking, Mioshi and Shin looked at the students, the students turned white.)

 

Mioshi and Shin(=_=): Huh?

Kyo(=_=): We’ll never get to learn anything until we do something!

 

Mioshi and Shin: Oh, right!

 

Mioshi: I’ll start… Okay, morons, ya’ll are going to run from here to the cone over there.

 

        (Mioshi showed the cone to everyone.)

 

Kyo: Running, oh this will be easy!

 

Takashi: Hey, master, are you running to?

 

Mioshi: Yeah!

 

        (Takashi and Kyo laughed.)

 

Takashi(laughs): OMG, I’m gonna laugh if we finish before you!

 

Kyo(laughs): I know, right?

 

        (The ninjas are ready to run.)

 

Takashi(yelling): Hey, you, come on and hurry up!

 

Kyo(yelling): While you still can!

 

Mioshi(to self): Oh I will.

 

        (Then in a split second, Misohi is all ready at the cone, Jun was surprised.)

 

Jun(in shock): 3 seconds… flat!

 

All(pissed): WHAT?!

 

Mioshi: NOW WHO’S THE SLOW POKE?

 

Kyo(pissed): YOU OLD PIECE OF SHIT, HOW THE HELL DID YOU GOT THERE BEFORE WE DO?!!!

 

Mioshi: Well that’s how fast a ninja has to run

 

Kyo(pissed): YOU’RE SERIOUS?!

 

Takashi: If it’s true then yeah!

 

Kyo: Oh Jesus!

 

Shin: Now it’s my turn!

 

Mioshi(to self): Oh sure! Let’s see you can beat 3 seconds!

 

        (Shin was all ready at the cone, beating Mioshi’s time.)

 

Jun: Whoa! A second!

 

        (Everyone fell and Mioshi is pissed.)

 

Mioshi(pissed): WHAT THE HELL?!

 

All: Huh?

 

        (Mioshi stormed to his older brother.)

 

Mioshi: YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN BEAT ME?!

 

Shin: I was just being myself. That’s all!

 

Mioshi(pissed as hell): YEAH RIGHT, WHAT IS YOUR GIFT?!

 

Shin: I DON’T HAVE ONE!

 

Mioshi: DO TOO!!

 

Shin: DID NOT!!

        (Shin and Mioshi argued the same way Takashi and Ryoko argued. All of the students were like =_=)

 

Ryoko(=_=): OMG

 

Takashi & Kyo(=_=): Tell me about it!

 

        (The ninjas watched the confuse-ment as Shin and Mioshi battled each other on obstacle courses and ninja techniques. At sunset, Mioshi and Shin catched their breath, but they aren’t done yet. The ninjas couldn’t take it anymore, the first group of ninjas pulled Mioshi to one side and another group pulled Shin to another side. At the crack of dawn… Oh yes… Takashi and Jun were looking for the sugar… again. As they got there, it’s gone. This time Daisuke was here without the sugar.)

 

Takashi(pissed): WHERE THE DAMN IS THE FUCKING SUGAR?!

 

Jun: I don’t know… I don’t have it, do you, Daisuke?

 

Daisuke(pissed): No! Does it look like that I have the sugar?

 

        (They all thought for a moment. Then they know who has it.)

 

Takashi, Daisuke, and Jun: KYO!

 

        (Kyo was walking down the hall, minding his business. Just then, Takashi and Jun were in front of him.)

 

Kyo: What the hell do you want?

 

Takashi and Jun(evil voice): SUGAR… WHERE SUGAR?!

 

Kyo(pissed):HELL NAH! I AIN’T GIVING YOU NO DAMN SUGAR, NOW GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE!

 

        (Then the 2 ninjas grabbed Kyo, and I don’t know what they are going to do next… rape him? Oh god! Anyways, Mioshi and Shin are having a talk, finally a talk that doesn’t involve fighting!)

 

Shin: Sasuke, I don’t know why you have to get so mad at me!

 

Mioshi: Because you are better than me, and I think that you should take over the school.

 

Shin: Me? Oh-no, I wouldn’t, You are their teacher, and they are you students. I can’t do public speeches, so you’ll keep the job!

 

Mioshi: Really?

 

Shin: Yeah!

 

Mioshi: Oh, thanks Shin. We’ll never fight like monkeys ever again!

 

Shin: You said it, bro!

 

        (Mioshi and Shin walked out of the office together, no not bondage! Meanwhile, Takashi and Jun hold Kyo upside down, in the pool, tickling his feet with a feather.)

 

Takashi: Tell us where the sugar is!

 

Kyo(underwater laughing): NEVER!

 

Mioshi: What the hell are you monkeys doing?

 

        (Takashi and Jun dropped Kyo in the pool, thankfully Kyo knows how to swim so he swam out of the pool.)

 

Kyo(all wet): Those bastards held me hostage because I know where the sugar is and they want it!

 

Shin: Well, if they want sugar, then let them have it!

 

Kyo(pissed): WHAT?!

 

Takashi & Jun: YAY!

 

Kyo(evil voice): YOU DIE!!!!

 

Takashi & Jun(screams): RUNAWAY!

 

Shin(=_=): Okay, this is pretty random around here.

 

Ryoko: Get use to it, it’s always random.

 

Daisuke(to Shin): So does this mean you’re staying?

 

Shin: I might…

 

Mioshi(excited): NONSENSE, YOU CAN STAY AS LONG AS YOU LIKE!

 

All: HAAAH?!

 

Shin: Oh, thanks, little bro!

 

All: WHAT… THE?!

 

Mioshi: Sure, what are brothers for!

 

All: Huh?

 

Takashi: They’re not fighting anymore.

 

Erica: I know! Isn’t that sweet?

 

Kyo: Yeah, I guess you’re right.

 

        (End of Chapter 7. Kyo(pissed): HEY! WE NEVER HAD A SINGLE BATTLE!!!)