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The Fang Gang

Novel By: Blackdragon99
Humor


Who says Vampires have to be dark and broody beings... Maybe they are bitches... Maybe they like Gossip Girl. That is fave's view on Vampires until she meets Razz, a quiet vampire trying to teach other vampires the importance of a normal life. View table of contents...


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Submitted:Dec 19, 2011    Reads: 25    Comments: 6    Likes: 0   


It's hard been dead. All the late nights, hiding your identity, taking ya sister for lunch. It gets tiresome. Then all the boys at the club staring at groping at you. My god I was less harassed alive.

Don't get me wrong. It's cool to be able to live forever, be pale white in sunlight and have teeth the size of Texas… Especially when a jerk tries to tongue you, a little nip sends them a shock so huge you have to carry them to... Finish what he started.

Super senses and all that shit is awesome too. Seriously a skimpy girl like me can beat the crap out of any bouncer. The look on their face… It makes me just want to bite them then and there. So adorable. For a mortal anyway.

In case your dumb head can't be wrapped around it I am a vampire. A girl bitten at the age of 23 and I was given a curse like no other. Immortal life.

Hi my name is Yasmine *Fave* Lockhornet and I am a vampire… Whoop Whoop. Glug glug Whoo. You know vampires can't get drunk? How lame is that?

Focus Fave focus. Deep breath. Ahh alright now where were we? Ahh yes the start of my epic tale. Oh my god Chase Crawford is on. I gotta go. Luv yas

X O X O

Gossip Girl

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