These stories were all written by the famous (or maybe not famous) (or maybe very famous) (or maybe i should stop with the bracketed ideas) Renee Roberts when we were in grade 7 :)
Can You Spot Sammy
I know a monkey, made from a sock. His name’s not Joey, Jim, or Rock. He is not orange, nor blue, nor green. He holds time though he can’t see. You will not find him in the middle, you will not see him on the floor. You will not see him in Hawaii, you will not see him out your door. Can you spot Sammy?
The Twisted World of Disney
Goofy and Donald Duck ate Pluto for lunch at 12 pm. Then goofy married Minnie Mouse and sent Mickey Mouse to jail in Africa because he likes mice and there is a rule about liking mice. And since nobody could remember what the rule was, they sent Mickey to jail because he liked cheese even though there was no rule about liking cheese. Then Minnie ran off to France to become a Swiss cow milker and got a pet German shepherd. When Donald Duck saw what was going on, he hired a sheep as a butler and asked him to build a Jacuzzi for Pluto even though Pluto had been eaten. Then Pluto mysteriously re-appeared and had 5 baby ducks. Then they all lived happily ever after except for micky mouse who was still in jail.
The Girl Who Said Ggrrrrrrrr (Dedicated to Diana Rose)
The girl who said ggrrrrr liked cats a lot. Too much in fact, she liked to talk. She married her cat one cloudy day. Her cats name is in the hall of fame. Can you guess what it is? He’s a dinosaur. With a friend called Pitri and Sara to, hes little kids friends and your friend to.
Hes got a long tail, hes got a long neck, he likes to eat grass, and says eerrrrr. But back to the story of the girl who said ggrrrrrr. To be continued.......... Dun dun dun
Battle of the Nudges
An epic tale of two young girls and they battle for their lives. Who will win? Who will lose? And who has the power to nudge their way to victory?
(No actual story yet)
Yes, I realize we were weird in grade seven, and for the record I married my cat in grade five! I was a weird kid :)