How Thing Da Made-part 1
Once upon a time! A rockstar, pig, had a drunken hangover! And did a shit out of the window! Rooster, his stalker, saw his shit and quickly put it in a box! (with bare claws!) Because shit sounds like "idiot", and idiot is in box, and because idiot box is slang for "T.V.", T.V. WAS MADDEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rooster gave it to pig as present, and, well, because pig is rockstar! He throw out of window!
The End.
(Note: if you want to make T.V. like this, do what they done and pay me £200!)
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