Chameleons, Red Undies, Evil Crayons, and Cake.

Britt and Emily, two girls, were going to school like any other average day. Britt looked at Emily with a sparkle in her eye and said, “I brought my lucky fire extinguisher today!” Emily with all her pride she could manage, said, “Oh, Britt, you silly frog. You forgot the spoon!” A very confuzzled look rose upon Britt’s face. “The spoon?” she questioned. Em’s eyes opened wide. “Oh shit, the SPOON!” Emily raced her way into the hallway, avoiding all her classmates, and got into Mr. Unihorn’s classroom. She snatched the spoon from the ceiling fan and hurried back to her dear friend, Britt. “If I don’t spoon you RIGHT NOW, everyone will die!” Emily screamed. Britt cried out to her. “Not if I can’t fork you!!”