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Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:10

By Martin Carter

Leaving a message is pretty hit and miss.... from a post-it note stuck on your computer....How many people put the message takers name on it, or the time or the date.. "Your wife rang" is typical. Do I call her back? Is she going to call me back.....Oh heck I hope she's not going to say she's pr...

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
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Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:13

By Martin Carter

I was looking for "Jump Leads"...those simple things you use to start one car from another....Simple search?.....Apart from getting entries for high jump, long jump and triple jump, up came everything from lead as in lead as in dog and lead as in lead, as in pencil, petrol and even the London Met...

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
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Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:7

By Martin Carter

Two people set out to do a survey on computer literacy amongst the general UK public. Confusion reigns when they realise the way you SAY I.T. expressions is not how you would read them..!

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
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Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:8

By Martin Carter

E mail is wonderful but how many people have faced umpteen mails in their in box when the come back from leave and where BCC stands for "Blame Culture Copy......?

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
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Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:11

By Martin Carter

I hate Corporate Politics..... Where might my name sit in the Corporate Reporting Structure if In get promoted. Well printed A4 portrait in Ariel 11 font, maybe on the first page. Any bigger font would relegate me to page 2...Anyway why not just call it the "Family Tree?"

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
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Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:12

By Martin Carter

Now I don't consider myself the best at DIY but I reckon that to understand and follow some of the instructions you get with the simplest of new things you need a masters degree in Construction Engineering....Ever tried putting flat pack furniture together according to the diagrams....?

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
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Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:9

By Martin Carter

Over the years I have been just become sick of the rise in the crazy and stupid office speak that has proliferated particularly in business circles...Why use three short meaningful words when you can use five or six meaningless long ones......?

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
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Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:14

By Martin Carter

A sortie to the motor accessory shop. How not to find a water pump for an old 1970's Japanese car using what was purported to be the best autoparts database available....By the way this story is actually true...This is the way it actually happened

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
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Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:15

By Martin Carter

Most people fear officialdom and dread what usually comes through the post in brown envelopes. When you don't even understand the language used in the document either like the couple in this chapter things can get very confusing......and scary......

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
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Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:16

By Martin Carter

When a foreign delegation arrives for a technology share visit who don't speak a word of English trouble ensues via their translator whose technical translations are fine but whose conversational English translations leave a lot to be desired.....!!

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
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Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:20

By Martin Carter

In theory telephone or video conferencing is supposed to be an efficient way of holding meetings without the necessity of having all of the delegates physically present around the same table.....Here I disprove that theory entirely. This chapter is based on a genuine experience, only the names ex...

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
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Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:21

By Martin Carter

This is my summary bit.....Having retired now none of the gadgets, gismos, or software have any real meaning to me in life any more. I'll settle now for just a laptop, Microsoft Word and a humourous imagination. If you've read through all the way and enjoyed even some of it, then I'm happy......T...

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
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Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:18

By Martin Carter

I have this thing about sorties to the supermarket. This one includes cards and "hole in the wall" machines. It's a madcap tale of a very last minute shopping spree to a big and exceptionally packed supermarket on the morning of one Christmas Eve. OK this story is not exactly true, but it's pre...

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
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Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:17

By Martin Carter

More and more of us rely on satnavs. These devices mounted on your windscreen or dashboard are usually accompanied by female voices who effortlessly guide you to you destination. Imagine if these satnav girls were real people able to talk to each other and share their experience...Well here are ...

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
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Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:19

By Martin Carter

My old 35mm camera had just about had it's day. A Grandchild had just arrived and I needed a new camera..something digital but cheap. Here's how I was talked into jpegs, gifs and megapixels by a so called expert.....i.e. digital but expensive.....

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
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