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Hammered Karaoke

Novel By: Roxadow
Humor



Shadow, Knuckles, Silver, Roxanne, Zenalie, and Luna get hammered! Let's just see how THAT goes...
No sex!
Just Cursing and alchol! View table of contents...


Chapters:

1 2 3

Submitted:May 9, 2012    Reads: 5    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


Shadow: "I hear one fucking person say we suck, they'll find my foot up their ass! Thata was for you, Silver!" Silver: "Ha ha... Very funny, asshole..." Knuckles: "Let's do this bitch!" Roxanne: "Where's Tails with his retarded videocamera when you need him?" Tails: "Behind the couch!" Roxanne: "What the fuck?!" Zenaile: "Holy shit! You scared the fuck out of me!" Tails: "Sorry!" Roxanne: "Creepy ass lil stalker..." Shadow: "We have decided on a song!" Knuckles: "If any if you laugh, I'ma kick your a-" *Music starts* "Shit..." Shadow: "Go man!" Knuckles: "I'm about to lose my fucking mind! You've been gone for so fucking long! I'm running out of fucking time! I need a fucking doctor! Call me a fucking doctor! I need a fucking doctor, fucking doctor! To bring me back to fucking life!" Zenalie: "Knuckles is adding words!" Roxanne: "OMG... Our boyfriends are so stupid!" Shadow: "I told the fucking world one day I would fucking pay it back! Say it on tape, and lay it, record it so that one day I could play it back! But I don't even know if I believe it when I'm saying that! Doubt starting to creep in, everyday it's just so grey and black! Hope--I just need a ray of that! Cause no one sees my vision when I play it for 'em! They just say it's wack! Fuck them! They don't know what dope is! But I fucking do! And I don't know if I was awake or asleep when I wrote this, all I know is you came to me when I was at my lowest! You picked me up, breathed new life in me! I owe my life to you, but for the life of me, I don't see why you don't see like I do but it just dawned on me you lost a son! demons fighting you, it's dark! Let me turn on the lights and brighten me and enlighten you! I don't think you realize what you mean to me! Not the slightest clue! Cause me and you were like a crew! I was like your sidekick! You gonna either wanna fight me when I get off this fucking mic! Or you gonna hug me! But I'm out of options, there's nothing else I can do cause!" Roxanne: "This is kinda sexy." Zenalie: "Knuckles looks sexier than Shadow." Roxanne: "To you, but Shadow's sexy enough for me!" *Happy sigh* "He's defiantly sexy enough..." Zenalie: "All I'm gonna say is that you guys are a kinky ass couple." Roxanne: "But it's Ok." Zenalie: "You're fucked up in the head." Knuckles: "I'm about to lose my fucking mind! You've been gone for so fucking long! I'm running out of fucking time! I need a fucking doctor! Call me a fucking doctor! I need a fucking doctor, fucking doctor! To bring me back to fucking life!" Zenalie: "Ok, it is sexy." Roxanne: "Told ya so!" Shadow: "It fucking hurts when I see you struggle! You fucking come to me with ideas! You say they're just pieces so I'm puzzled! 'Cause the fucking shit I hear is fucking crazy! But you're either getting lazy or you don't believe in you no more! Seems like your own fucking opinion's not one you can form! Can't make a decision you keep questioning yourself! Second guessing and it's almost like you're begging for my help! Like I'm your leader! You're supposed to fucking be my God damn mentor! I can endure no more, I demand you remember who you are! It was you who believed in me when everyone was telling you don't sign me, everyone at the fucking label, let's tell the truth, you risked your fucking career for me! I know it as well as you! Nobody wanted to fuck with the white boy! Dre, I'm crying in this booth! You saved my life, now maybe it's my turn to save yours but I can never repay you, what you did for me is way more! But I ain't giving up faith and you ain't giving up on me! Get up Dre, I'm dying, I need you, come back for fuck's sake cause!" Knuckles: I'm about to lose my fucking mind! You've been gone for so fucking long! I'm running out of fucking time! I need a fucking doctor! Call me a fucking doctor! I need a fucking doctor, fucking doctor! To bring me back to fucking life! To bring me back to fucking life! Bring me back to life! Bring me back to fucking life!" Shadow: "Bring me back to fucking life!" Zenalie: "I would kill to hear them sing signal ladies!" Roxanne: "I bet you I can get them to sing the wounder pets song." Zenalie: "You're on!" Knuckles: "It literally feels like a fucking lifetime ago! But I still remember the shit like it was just yesterday though! You walked in, yellow jump suit! Whole room, cracked jokes! Once you got inside the booth, told you, like smoke! Went through friends, some of them I put on! But they just left, they said they was riding to the death! But where the fuck are they now?! Now that I need them, I don't see none of them all I see is Slim! Fuck all you fair-weather friends all I need is him! Fucking backstabbers! When the fucking sour-cream chips were down you just laughed at us! Now you 'bout to feel the fucking wrath of aftermath, faggots! You gonna see us in our lab jackets and ask us where the fuck we been? You can kiss my indecisive ass crack, maggots, and the cracker's ass! Ha! I said ass crack! Oh back to the song! Little Cracker Jack, beat-making wackass backwards producers! I'm back, bastards! One more CD and then I'm packing up my bags and as I'm leaving! I'll guarantee they scream, Dre don't leave us like that man 'cause! I'm about to lose my fucking mind! You've been gone for so fucking long! I'm running out of fucking time! I need a fucking doctor! Call me a fucking doctor! I need a fucking doctor! Fucking doctor!" Knuckles & Shadow: "To bring me back to fucking life!" Silver: "That's so not fair! You guys got to finish!" Knuckles: "You didn't because you quit!" Roxanne: *Whispers into Shadow's ear and backs away* "You know the words, right?" Shadow: "Yeah, I know!" *Whispers to Knuckles* Knuckles: *Laughing* "What the hell man?!" Shadow: "You wanna do it?" Knuckles: "Hell yeah!" Shadow: *Speaks into microphone* "We just had a song request!" Knuckles: *Starts music* "Ready?" Shadow: "Yep!" Knuckles & Shadow: "Wonder pets, wonder pets! We're on our fucking way! To help a dumb ass baby animal and save the fucking day!" Knuckles: "We're not too fucking big!" Shadow: "And we're not too fucking tough!" Knuckles & Shadow: "But when we fucking work together we've got the right fucking stuff! Go fucking wonder pets! Yay!" Roxanne: *Laughing* "OMFG! I'M GONNA PISS MYSELF!" Zenalie: *Laughing* "That was so fucked up!"




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