Shadow: "I hear one fucking person say we suck, they'll find my
foot up their ass! Thata was for you, Silver!" Silver: "Ha ha...
Very funny, asshole..." Knuckles: "Let's do this bitch!" Roxanne:
"Where's Tails with his retarded videocamera when you need him?"
Tails: "Behind the couch!" Roxanne: "What the fuck?!" Zenaile:
"Holy shit! You scared the fuck out of me!" Tails: "Sorry!"
Roxanne: "Creepy ass lil stalker..." Shadow: "We have decided on a
song!" Knuckles: "If any if you laugh, I'ma kick your a-" *Music
starts* "Shit..." Shadow: "Go man!" Knuckles: "I'm about to lose my
fucking mind! You've been gone for so fucking long! I'm running out
of fucking time! I need a fucking doctor! Call me a fucking doctor!
I need a fucking doctor, fucking doctor! To bring me back to
fucking life!" Zenalie: "Knuckles is adding words!" Roxanne:
"OMG... Our boyfriends are so stupid!" Shadow: "I told the fucking
world one day I would fucking pay it back! Say it on tape, and lay
it, record it so that one day I could play it back! But I don't
even know if I believe it when I'm saying that! Doubt starting to
creep in, everyday it's just so grey and black! Hope--I just need a
ray of that! Cause no one sees my vision when I play it for 'em!
They just say it's wack! Fuck them! They don't know what dope is!
But I fucking do! And I don't know if I was awake or asleep when I
wrote this, all I know is you came to me when I was at my lowest!
You picked me up, breathed new life in me! I owe my life to you,
but for the life of me, I don't see why you don't see like I do but
it just dawned on me you lost a son! demons fighting you, it's
dark! Let me turn on the lights and brighten me and enlighten you!
I don't think you realize what you mean to me! Not the slightest
clue! Cause me and you were like a crew! I was like your sidekick!
You gonna either wanna fight me when I get off this fucking mic! Or
you gonna hug me! But I'm out of options, there's nothing else I
can do cause!" Roxanne: "This is kinda sexy." Zenalie: "Knuckles
looks sexier than Shadow." Roxanne: "To you, but Shadow's sexy
enough for me!" *Happy sigh* "He's defiantly sexy enough..."
Zenalie: "All I'm gonna say is that you guys are a kinky ass
couple." Roxanne: "But it's Ok." Zenalie: "You're fucked up in the
head." Knuckles: "I'm about to lose my fucking mind! You've been
gone for so fucking long! I'm running out of fucking time! I need a
fucking doctor! Call me a fucking doctor! I need a fucking doctor,
fucking doctor! To bring me back to fucking life!" Zenalie: "Ok, it
is sexy." Roxanne: "Told ya so!" Shadow: "It fucking hurts when I
see you struggle! You fucking come to me with ideas! You say
they're just pieces so I'm puzzled! 'Cause the fucking shit I hear
is fucking crazy! But you're either getting lazy or you don't
believe in you no more! Seems like your own fucking opinion's not
one you can form! Can't make a decision you keep questioning
yourself! Second guessing and it's almost like you're begging for
my help! Like I'm your leader! You're supposed to fucking be my God
damn mentor! I can endure no more, I demand you remember who you
are! It was you who believed in me when everyone was telling you
don't sign me, everyone at the fucking label, let's tell the truth,
you risked your fucking career for me! I know it as well as you!
Nobody wanted to fuck with the white boy! Dre, I'm crying in this
booth! You saved my life, now maybe it's my turn to save yours but
I can never repay you, what you did for me is way more! But I ain't
giving up faith and you ain't giving up on me! Get up Dre, I'm
dying, I need you, come back for fuck's sake cause!" Knuckles: I'm
about to lose my fucking mind! You've been gone for so fucking
long! I'm running out of fucking time! I need a fucking doctor!
Call me a fucking doctor! I need a fucking doctor, fucking doctor!
To bring me back to fucking life! To bring me back to fucking life!
Bring me back to life! Bring me back to fucking life!" Shadow:
"Bring me back to fucking life!" Zenalie: "I would kill to hear
them sing signal ladies!" Roxanne: "I bet you I can get them to
sing the wounder pets song." Zenalie: "You're on!" Knuckles: "It
literally feels like a fucking lifetime ago! But I still remember
the shit like it was just yesterday though! You walked in, yellow
jump suit! Whole room, cracked jokes! Once you got inside the
booth, told you, like smoke! Went through friends, some of them I
put on! But they just left, they said they was riding to the death!
But where the fuck are they now?! Now that I need them, I don't see
none of them all I see is Slim! Fuck all you fair-weather friends
all I need is him! Fucking backstabbers! When the fucking
sour-cream chips were down you just laughed at us! Now you 'bout to
feel the fucking wrath of aftermath, faggots! You gonna see us in
our lab jackets and ask us where the fuck we been? You can kiss my
indecisive ass crack, maggots, and the cracker's ass! Ha! I said
ass crack! Oh back to the song! Little Cracker Jack, beat-making
wackass backwards producers! I'm back, bastards! One more CD and
then I'm packing up my bags and as I'm leaving! I'll guarantee they
scream, Dre don't leave us like that man 'cause! I'm about to lose
my fucking mind! You've been gone for so fucking long! I'm running
out of fucking time! I need a fucking doctor! Call me a fucking
doctor! I need a fucking doctor! Fucking doctor!" Knuckles &
Shadow: "To bring me back to fucking life!" Silver: "That's so not
fair! You guys got to finish!" Knuckles: "You didn't because you
quit!" Roxanne: *Whispers into Shadow's ear and backs away* "You
know the words, right?" Shadow: "Yeah, I know!" *Whispers to
Knuckles* Knuckles: *Laughing* "What the hell man?!" Shadow: "You
wanna do it?" Knuckles: "Hell yeah!" Shadow: *Speaks into
microphone* "We just had a song request!" Knuckles: *Starts music*
"Ready?" Shadow: "Yep!" Knuckles & Shadow: "Wonder pets, wonder
pets! We're on our fucking way! To help a dumb ass baby animal and
save the fucking day!" Knuckles: "We're not too fucking big!"
Shadow: "And we're not too fucking tough!" Knuckles & Shadow:
"But when we fucking work together we've got the right fucking
stuff! Go fucking wonder pets! Yay!" Roxanne: *Laughing* "OMFG! I'M
GONNA PISS MYSELF!" Zenalie: *Laughing* "That was so fucked up!"
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